It’s time for the Quickies.

[The Lone Liberal]

One ringy dingy.... Two ringy dingies......Ah gracious good afternoon, have I reached the party to whom I am speaking?

Want a Walnetto?

....And Now Take It Away Goldie!

If Ida Lupino married Don Ho, she'd be Ida Ho

NBC... beautiful Downtown Burbank...

I think I got it! I think I got it! I think I got it! I think I got it!

Hi! I'm your talking Judy doll... Touch my little body and I hit you.

Verrrry interesting..... but stupid!

Heeerre's Dicky! And that's the truth!

Plastic hippies have no bippies.

Verrrry interesting..... but stupid!

Boris And I.......

Coming up next week folk! when the flying fickle finger fate award.... (or the wonderful winged weenie as our producers call it).

Oh I love my tinkle......

Blow in his ear and he'll follow you anywhere!

Look that up in your Funk and Wagnall's.

Is that another chicken joke!?

That's what they'd like you to believe!

Twenty years from now....
And now for the news of the future.....

Good night Dick!

Dirty old men need love too!

Sock it to me! (splash!)


I don't know, I've never been out with one.

You bet your sweet bippy!

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Oh, well, sort of expected something else from your teaser subject line.

Watched Laugh-In religiously. Though not on my knees.

[HawkerHurricane]

2. Elements, by Henry Gibson

I used to like the fresh air
When it was there.
And the water, I enjoyed it.
Until we destroyed it.
Each day, the land is diminished
I think I'm finished.