Top this! I dumpster dived for Kerry tonight.

[cmd]

We cleaned the office today and an important e-mail address went missing. After searching every nook and cranny, a young dem and I hit the dumpster. We searched through bags of garbage only to find that a worker had the e-mail in her car. What dedication. I take a bow.

[Nickster]

1. Congrats!!! n/t

[skylarmae]

2. kudos

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. After you take the well-deserved bow....

...please take a shower.

;)

[underpants]

4. You may have just raised the bar on "What I did to save the world in 2004"

Good for you

[NNadir]

5. Damn, I'd eat the contents of the dumpster if it would make Kerry

President!

It would be a small sacrifice for my country, especially if no one had thrown away food from McDonald's.