This is a real cake, a real receipe!

[Archae]

Honest! :wow:

CAKE INGREDIENTS:

1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent

SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS:"

1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper

Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan.
Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or
food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie
crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.

When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl.
Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in
mixture.

Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more
rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle remaining
white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.

Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper.

[MsConduct]

1. OMG! Have you actually tasted it? n/t

[China_cat]

11. Yes, it's really good

There's also another one called 'dirt' that's served in a flower pot with gummy worms in it.

For Halloween, I'll have to get you my friend's recipe for jelloed cow's lungs. (non-edible but a great centerpiece)

[DuctapeFatwa]

2. Take a moment and contemplate the mind that conceived this

I am somewhere between intrigued and disturbed.

[kayleybeth]

3. Who on earth would would eat that?

Blech.

[Bluebear]

4. Kids love gross stuff

Halloween recipe I imagine.

[drhilarius]

5. It's a GOP recipe...

to teach your kids how to swallow any kind of shit.

[Gelliebeans]

6. ok my husband

thinks I talk about the our cats too much. I am going to make this up and sit at the kitchen table nibbling this when he comes home from work
He will freak and probably throw up in the kitchen
This will be worth the price of admission

[Enraged_Ape]

10. Just be careful that your cats don't...

mistake it for the real thing.

[qnr]

7. This should be crossposted to the

It's a little TOO TASTEFULL HERE TONIGHT thread.

[helnwhls]

8. WOO HOO 800!!!

good on ya qnr :toast:

[qnr]

9. {bow} Thank you for noticing

:yourock:


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