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Wed Oct-20-04 10:39 AM
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| Poll question: Who would win in a Christian baseball World Series? |
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| ChavezSpeakstheTruth
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Wed Oct-20-04 10:39 AM
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| 1. Seventh Day Adventists - they'd cheat |
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Wed Oct-20-04 10:40 AM
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They'd make their own bats!
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Wed Oct-20-04 10:41 AM
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Wed Oct-20-04 10:41 AM
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| 4. Since the World Series is at night, the Amish couldn't play. |
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But I take the Catholics over the Coptics in 6.
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| Magrittes Pipe
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Wed Oct-20-04 10:42 AM
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| 5. The Catholics have the Cardinals AND the Padres. |
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Wed Oct-20-04 10:59 AM
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Wed Oct-20-04 11:02 AM
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| 11. And Cleveland has the Steamers |
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Wed Oct-20-04 11:25 AM
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Wed Oct-20-04 10:44 AM
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| ProdigalJunkMail
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Wed Oct-20-04 10:50 AM
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| 7. gotta go with the catholics |
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bigger talent pool...and that whole Cards and Padres thing that someone already beat me to...
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Wed Oct-20-04 11:01 AM
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| 10. The Catholics would have all the Irish, Italians, Poles, and Latinos. |
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Not to mention a good number of the Germans.
Lessee...
C - King Kelly
1B - Lou Gehrig
2B - Nap Lajoie
3B - Ron Santo
SS - Alex Rodriguez
LF - Carl Yastrzemski
CF - Joe DiMaggio
RF - Babe Ruth (well, he was raised in a Catholic orphanage, anyway)
Nice lineup, eh?
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Wed Oct-20-04 10:52 AM
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They've got the Irish, Italians, Cubans and Mexicans. They'd rule!
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Wed Oct-20-04 11:21 AM
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Edited on Wed Oct-20-04 11:23 AM by WoodrowFan
we'd have the best organized team.
The Catholics would all feel too guilty to win, (ass would the Jews)
the Anglicans would all be marching in a procession,
the Baptists would all be trying to heal their bats with prayer,
the Quakers would all be sitting quietly on the bench waiting to see who the spirit moved to bat,
the methodists wouldn't enter the ball park cause they sold beer there..
the Lutherans, would all argue about whether a hit wa sreally a hit or if it just symbolized a hit..
the Orthodox would always be at the field on the wrong date, AND they'd run the bases backwards!
the mormans would all be trying to fit their uniforms over their special underwear.
the Pentacostals would all be too confused cause their manager would be giving his order in tongues..
and the Buddists would all deny the bat existed...
Besides, the Presbyterians would all be pre-ordained to win!
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Wed Oct-20-04 11:28 AM
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I hadn't considered most of that...now I am going to be thinking about this instead of working...
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