Freeper sex jokes - adults only

[TroubleMan]

Okay, after seeing the freeper photo album and reading Night Train's post on "Freeper Sex Manual," I gotta go here.....just gotta.

Caution: Kids under 18 don't look :cry:
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Q: How does a freeper mom know when her daughter's on her period?
A: Her son's dick tastes funny.

Q: What do freepers do on Halloween?
A: Pump-kin!!

Q: How do you castrate a freeper?
A: Kick his mom in the jaw.

Q: What do a tornado, hurricane, and a freeper divorce have in common?
A: No matter what somebody's gonna loose a trailer.


(these are recylced West Virginia jokes)

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.:evilgrin:

[RobertSeattle]

1. Original thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=184088

Careful with the "West Virgnia" jokes - I got chastised a few days ago for doing one in regards to "POW" Jessica. WV'ers must be touchy!

[Demobrat]

3. They should live in California for a while.

They'd get over it fast.

[seventhson]

2. almost ROFLOL

thanks

[NightTrain]

4. OK, time for a few more freeper jokes

I've used some of these jokes before, but DU has gotten a lot of new members since I last posted them. Anyway....


Why did the freeper stop using Preparation H?
No matter how often he brushed, he still got cavities.

Did you hear about the freeper who cut himself shaving?
His back was a mess!

Why don't freepers drink Kool-Aid?
They can't figure out how to get two quarts of water into that little envelope.

What do you get when you cross a freeper and a midget?
A short Wal-Mart clerk.

What's freeper foreplay?
"Wake the fuck up!"

[opiate69]

5. An oldie, but a goodie

What do Freeper girls say sfter sex?



"Get off me daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes!"

[TroubleMan]

6. Ok, one more before bed

Q: What do you do if a freeper throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....he's got a grenade in his mouth!

[T Bone]

7. A Freeper goes to the doctor because he is Constipated

and he says: "Doc, you gotta give me somthing to move my bowels"

The doctor gives him a weeks supply of suppositories and tells him to use a couple each day, and then come back in a week and let him know how things are.

A week later the Freeper comes back.
Doctor says: Well, so, did those suppositories help?

The Freeper says : "No Doc, they didn't help at all."
Doctor says: Well did you use them like I said, a couple each day?"

Freeper says: I sure did, Doc, but for all the good they did me, I could've shoved them up my ass !!"

[TreasonousBastard]

8. So, the Freeper...

goes to the doctor.

"Doc, I've got six kids, my wife is bitching, and I can't even remember their names."

"Here are some condoms."

"Wadda I do with these?"

"Put them on your organ before sex."

Three months later...

"Doc, my wife is knocked up again, and she's threatening to kill me."

"Didn't you use the condoms?"

"Yeah, but ain't I got no organ, so I put them on the banjo."