Please rank in order why you have a crush on Jon Stewart

[GreenPartyVoter]

1) He's darned attractive.
2) He's sharp as a tack.
3) He's wonderfully witty.
4) He doesn't take crap from the media, nor does he withhold it from them.
5) Other. (please state)
6) Another other. (please state)

[sniffa]

1. hmm

1. he's funny (and quick)
2. he's got charisma vomiting out of his pores.
3. he cute

[MsUnderstood]

2. He loves me

I know he loves me cause he said we should allows gay to marry and I'm gay so he must want to marry me. . .

Or Maybe it is because when he looks into my eyes with that soulful "Our country is fucked deer in the headlights" stare I melt. . .

[LiberalVoice]

5. lol

good one :)

[LiberalVoice]

3. witty witty witty

Not to mention he delivers jokes like no other.

He's super liberal.

He's super liberal.

[jdots]

4. He is a damn good interveiwer

this is something he doen't get credit for,he pays attention.

[pagerbear]

6. All of the above.

Plus he's got that thing that drives me wild--total unavailability!

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. He's Jewish

I married me a nice Jewish boy.

[Misunderestimator]

8. 3., 4., 2., and 1. I don't care about.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

9. 1) His Crossfire performance.

[MsAnthropy]

10. Why I love Jon

1. He's WILDLY attractive
2. He's FABULOUSLY intelligent
3. He's fast and funny as hell
4. He's tough and unafraid of anyone
5. He's an equal opportunity satirist
6. His speech after 9/11 broke my heart
7. His self-deprecating humor
8. He's a good writer
9. I've been following him since his early standup days
10. He runs the best show on television

I'll let you know if I think of any more.

[MsAnthropy]

11. Oh, yeah, the Jewish thing, too!

[redqueen]

12. 1, 2, 4, 3

Plus he's self-depricating, which I love.

I also love the way he can insult people without seeming overly rude or crass about it. I really like that.

[stellanoir]

13. because

he popularized the notion of what "hard work" it is for box turtles to share their love. (sort of)

Sorry but it's been far too long since we obsessed about box turtles and their lonely plight.

on edit- Oh yeah and all of the above. There would be far less sanity in our dumbed down political dialogue without Jon.

[DemWitch]

14. Jon is...

1 Handsome as hell
2 Liberal
3 Honest
4 Handsome as hell
5 Funny
6 Handsome as hell
7 Tells it like it is
8 Handsome as hell
9 Straight... oh well, no one can be TOTALLY perfect :)