I HATE Crispins

[WoodrowFan]

they just RUIN a good salad.

[On the Road]

1. Why Do People Want a Crispyu Salad Anyway?

Those things look like Purina Rat Chow.

[WoodrowFan]

2. resturants use them

to hide the cockroach parts.

[redqueen]

3. I thought this would be a bout Crispin Glover

I've never even heard of those things.

[WoodrowFan]

4. they've been around a while

Shakespeare mentions them in Henry V.

This day is call'd the feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian.'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say 'These wounds I had on Crispian's day.'