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Wed Oct-20-04 11:38 AM
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I listen to music sometimes at work and I'm jonesing for some Warren Zevon, but of course, I left my minidisc with all his stuff at home. If there's any Zevon fans out there, please post some choice lyrics!
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Wed Oct-20-04 11:55 AM
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1. I went home with a waitress |
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The way I always do How was I to know She was with the Russians, too. Ha!
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Wed Oct-20-04 11:57 AM
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2. "Send lawyers guns and money... |
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...the shit has hit the fan."
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Wed Oct-20-04 11:57 AM
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Roland was a warrior from the Land of the Midnight Sun With a Thompson gun for hire, fighting to be done The deal was made in Denmark on a dark and stormy day So he set out for Biafra to join the bloody fray
Through sixty-six and seven they fought the Congo war With their fingers on their triggers, knee-deep in gore For days and nights they battled the Bantu to their knees They killed to earn their living and to help out the Congolese
Roland the Thompson gunner...
His comrades fought beside him - Van Owen and the rest But of all the Thompson gunners, Roland was the best So the CIA decided they wanted Roland dead That son-of-a-bitch Van Owen blew off Roland's head
Roland the headless Thompson gunner Norway's bravest son Time, time, time For another peaceful war But time stands still for Roland 'Til he evens up the score They can still see his headless body stalking through the night In the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun In the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun
Roland searched the continent for the man who'd done him in He found him in Mombassa in a barroom drinking gin Roland aimed his Thompson gun - he didn't say a word But he blew Van Owen's body from there to Johannesburg
Roland the headless Thompson gunner... The eternal Thompson gunner still wandering through the night Now it's ten years later but he still keeps up the fight In Ireland, in Lebanon, in Palestine and Berkeley Patty Hearst heard the burst of Roland's Thompson gun and bought it
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Wed Oct-20-04 12:06 PM
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11. My partner really likes that one too. |
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He really enjoys the Roland chours.
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Wed Oct-20-04 11:58 AM
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Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best Excitable boy, they all said And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest Excitable boy, they all said
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Wed Oct-20-04 11:59 AM
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6. and the hurt gets worse, |
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and the heart gets harder
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Wed Oct-20-04 12:00 PM
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7. Desperados Under the Eaves |
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I was sitting in the Hollywood Hawaiian Hotel I was staring in my empty coffee cup I was thinking that the gypsy wasn't lyin' All the salty margaritas in Los Angeles I'm gonna drink 'em up
And if California slides into the ocean Like the mystics and statistics say it will I predict this motel will be standing until I pay my bill
Don't the sun look angry through the trees Don't the trees look like crucified thieves Don't you feel like Desperados under the eaves Heaven help the one who leaves
Still waking up in the mornings with shaking hands And I'm trying to find a girl who understands me But except in dreams you're never really free Don't the sun look angry at me
I was sitting in the Hollywood Hawaiian Hotel I was listening to the air conditioner hum It went mmmmmm.. ........................... Look away.......................................... (Look away down Gower Avenue, Look away....)
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Wed Oct-20-04 12:05 PM
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Wed Oct-20-04 12:10 PM
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The best, though, is :
Gorilla, You're a Desperado (I laugh every time I listen to it)
Big gorilla at the L.A. Zoo Snatched the glasses right off my face Took the keys to my BMW Left me here to take his place
I wish the ape a lot of success I'm sorry my apartment's a mess Most of all I'm sorry if I made you blue I'm betting the gorilla will, too
They say Jesus will find you wherever you go But when He'll come looking for you, they don't know In the mean time, keep your profile low Gorilla, you're a desperado
He built a house on an acre of land He called it Villa Gorilla Now I hear he's getting divorced Laying low at L'Ermitage, of course
Then the ape grew very depressed Went through Transactional Analysis He plays racquetball and runs in the rain Still he's shackled to a platinum chain
Big gorilla at the L.A. Zoo Snatched the glasses right off my face Took the keys to my BMW Left me here to take his place
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Modem Butterfly
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Wed Oct-20-04 12:05 PM
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8. My partner just sent me an e-mail with these lyrics: |
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I went to the doctor Said I'm feeling kind of rough Let me break it to you son Your shit's fucked up.
I said my shit's fucked up? Well I don't see how He said the shit that used to work It won't work now
Yeah, yeah my shit's fucked up Has to happen to the best of us The rich folks suffer like the rest of us It'll happen to...you!
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He was born in Big Beaver by the borderline He started playing hockey by the time he was nine His dad took the hose and froze the back yard And Little Buddy dreamed he was Rocket Richard He grew up big and he grew up tough He saw himself scoring for the Wings or Canucks But he wasn't that good with a puck
Buddy's real talent was beating people up His heart wasn't in it but the crowd ate it up Through pee-wee's and juniors, midgets and mites He must have racked up more than six hundred fights A scout from the flames came down from Saskatoon Said, "There's always room on our team for a goon Son, we've always got room for a goon"
There were Swedes to the left of him Russians to the right A Czech at the blue line looking for a fight Brains over brawn-- that might work for you But what's a Canadian farm boy to do What else can a farm boy from Canada to do But what's a Canadian farm boy to do What else can a farm boy from Canada to do
Hit somebody! was what the crowd roared When Buddy the goon came over the boards "Coach," he'd say, "I wanna score goals" The coach said, "Buddy, remember your role The fast guys get paid, they shoot, they score Protect them, Buddy, that's what you're here for Protection is what you're here for Protection-- it's the stars that score Protection-- kick somebody's ass Protection-- don't put the biscuit in the basket just Hit some, Buddy! It rang in his ears Blood on the ice ran down through the years The king of the goons with a box for a throne A thousand stitches and broken bones He never lost a fight on his icy patrol But deep inside, Buddy only dreamed of a goal He just wanted one damn goal
There were Swedes at the blue line Finns at the red A Russian with a stick heading straight for his head Brains over brawn-- that might work for you But what's a Canadian farm boy to do What else can a farm boy from Canada to do But what's a Canadian farm boy to do What else can a farm boy from Canada to do
In his final season, on his final night Buddy and a Finn goon were pegged for a fight Thirty seconds left, the puck took a roll And suddenly Buddy had a shot on goal
The goalie committed, Buddy picked his spot Twenty years of waiting went into that shot The fans jumped up, the Finn jumped too And coldcocked Buddy on his follow through The big man crumbled but he felt all right 'Cause the last thing he saw was the flashing red light He saw that heavenly light
There were Swedes to the left of him Russians to the right A Czech at the blue line looking for a fight Take care of your teeth-- that might work for you But what's a Canadian farm boy to do What else can a farm boy from Canada to do But what's a Canadian farm boy to do What else can a farm boy from Canada to do
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Wed Oct-20-04 12:22 PM
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14. I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand |
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Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
Werewolves of London If you hear him howling around your kitchen door Better not let him in Little old lady got mutilated late last night Werewolves of London again
Werewolves of London He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from him He'll rip your lungs out, Jim I'd like to meet his tailor Werewolves of London
Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen Doing the Werewolves of London I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen Doing the Werewolves of London
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's His hair was perfect Werewolves of London Draw blood
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