DU drunks - do you pray to the porcelain god?

[HEyHEY]

The technicolour yawn!

[LiberalVoice]

1. More times then i'd like to remember.

:shrugs:

[redqueen]

2. No

Hey, I'm not a drunk!

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. I know him as "Ralph."

[Wat_Tyler]

4. No. Only when I'm on the smack.

[Richardo]

5. No, but I've talked on the big white telephone...

x(

[miss_kitty]

6. During chemo

I was into selling Buicks! :D

[short bus president]

7. not often

but the last time I was really, really drunk, I managed to make a sincere blood offering to He Who Lurks in the Alcohol and Makes You Fall Down Unexpectedly, Whanging The Back of Your Head Open. I'm hoping that was enough to keep Him satiated for awhile.

[Guy_Montag]

8. All the time.

Whenever I get roomspin I know the only way to solve it & get some sleep is with a good chunder.

[HEyHEY]

10. I agree- when things are that bad I stick my finger down my throat

It's better than doing it in your sleep.

[Guy_Montag]

12. With a bit of practise I don't even need my finger

I just imagine something horrible & breath in the heady fumes of piss from the bog.

[sui generis]

11. hasn't happened in a while

but - a good wet heave when heavily poisoned does help with the spin. If it's a dry heave you're probably too late!

[Phillycat]

9. Thank god I never have to do that again.

[bif]

13. I used to be knighted once in a while

But I almost never buick anymore. I've learned when to stop.

[Hobarticus]

14. No, but the pink gorilla visits...

Takes all my money.

Trashes the place.

Rinses his socks out in my mouth.

And vomits in the sink.

I hate that pink gorilla.