Robb
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Wed Oct-20-04 01:26 PM
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Message board regular eats, enjoys bagel |
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COLORADO (AP) -- A frequent poster at a left-wing internet message board sliced and toasted a bagel for lunch, sources told the Associated Press. The poster, who goes by the alias "Robb" (news - websites) reportedly places innane messages on the website "Democratic Underground" (news - websites), where other users frequently call him a Dingbat. "It seemed like a good idea," said "Robb", adding "I had some cream cheese on it too." Cream cheese and bagels are a popular breakfast item, but are more rarely seen at lunchtime. The American Bagel Advisory Board (news - websites) recommends eating six a day.
Good lord I need to get out of the office more. :eyes:
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Wed Oct-20-04 01:26 PM
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1. BREAKING: Undecided voters prefer English muffins to bagels. |
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Wed Oct-20-04 01:27 PM
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cream cheese, lox, onion & tomato.... the perfect bagel sandwich
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Wed Oct-20-04 01:27 PM
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MissMillie
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Wed Oct-20-04 01:31 PM
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5. I can't wait to eat bread again |
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it doesn't sit too well in my new tummy just yet, but that will change over time.
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Wed Oct-20-04 01:27 PM
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3. back page: Lounge Mod Finishes Entire can of Clam Chowder |
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sources could not be reached for comment.
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Robb
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Wed Oct-20-04 01:31 PM
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I find it interesting that on your opinion pages you endorse bagels when CLEARLY bagels are contributing to the erosion of the family in our community. This is yet another example of the left-wing media trying to turn me gay and eat my babies.
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Wed Oct-20-04 01:38 PM
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We express deep (bagel) regret at the impression (bagel) that we are a Bagel only (bagel) publication. In no way have we ever received (bagel) compensation (bagels but the dozen) for our enthusiasm (bagel) for bagels (bagel)...
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Wed Oct-20-04 01:39 PM
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Wed Oct-20-04 01:31 PM
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6. worlds most feared DUer makes bagel sandwich |
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Edited on Wed Oct-20-04 01:34 PM by 7th_Sephiroth
7th_Sephiroth (news - websites) tells the associated press that after a hard day of caving in skulls of bush supporters he likes a good bagrl sandwich with chicken and cheese, 7th_sephiroth as you all know destroyed the entire military when he turned into a giant golden dragon and laid waste to washington DC
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Wed Oct-20-04 01:31 PM
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That Dingbat writer shoulda had lox and teh bagel shoulda been onion.
Signed, Concerned Lunchlady
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