Pastor's 'bomb' at airport was the Bible

[Champ]

Already the Nashville International Airport security screeners had found a laptop that the Orlando-bound Delta passenger Jose L. Gonzalez said at first he didn't have.

Then, as they were searching his carry-on bag, Gonzalez announced that he had a bomb.

He then plunged his hand into his luggage and withdrew a Bible, declaring, ''This is my bomb,'' federal agents charge.

Gonzalez, a Seventh-day Adventist pastor living in Deltona, Fla., sent Transportation Security Agency staffers, airport police and, ultimately, the FBI scrambling to assess the potential terror threat Sunday night at the Nashville airport, federal court records show.

The follow-up investigation determined that Gonzalez did not have an explosive device in his carry-on bag, according to a federal complaint. Still, the FBI arrested the minister and charged him with making a false statement.

http://www.tennessean.com/local/archives/04/09/60008694.shtml?Element_ID=60008694

[HEyHEY]

1. Get off the plane assbag and take a seat in the donought shop

[pagerbear]

2. Another example of religious persecution by this humanist government!

No, wait--this is a theocracy. I'd forgotten.

[WMliberal]

3. Rice paper shreds EVERYWHERE!

A woman with a section of "Romans" portruding from her thigh needed medical attention. No other injuries reported.

[jdots]

4. You get bumper to first class if you have a book by .......

Coulter.O'Retched,Sean O'Lameo if you're reading George and Laura you get to ride on air force one you must be reading it upside down like W reads all his briefs. i don't know about you but i am too chicken to fly with my regular reading material of bushisms or something that would set off the big brother alarms

[kick-ass-bob]

5. what a dumb fuck.

He then plunged his hand into his luggage and withdrew a Bible

Lucky they didn't shoot him!
:eyes:

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. It's just part of the new "Make Religion 'Cool' for the Kids!" promotion.

The Bible is da BOMB, boyeeee!