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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 03:03 PM
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If the Red Sox beat the Astros in the World Series.........
I will take it as a sign from God, that Kerry is the annointed one.

Even though I'm an athiest.

If Houston wins, I'll just claim it doesn't matter because I'm an atheist.

It's a win/win.
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 03:04 PM
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1. Yeah, but what if it's the Yanks and the Cards?
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 03:05 PM
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4. Don't be silly.
God hates those teams. I mean, if there was a God, those are the kinds of teams he, or most likely...She, would hate.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 03:09 PM
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7. Cards will also work as whipping boys
Check out what Moran Man is wearing (besides the mullet and bandanna) in this timeless DU classic:

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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 03:04 PM
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2. As a native Bostonian - I'm with ya.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 03:04 PM
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3. Worry not! The Red Sox shall prevail!!!!
COWBOY UP BABY!!!
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 03:06 PM
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5. There will be mass funerals
Edited on Wed Oct-20-04 03:06 PM by Taverner
From all those elderly Bostonians who are putting of death "until the Sox win the world series"

Seriously, GO SOX!!!!
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woofless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 03:08 PM
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6. The Asstros aren't GETTIN' to the World Series.
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