Starting a prayer thread for CO Liberal

[LynneSin]

:loveya: COL, had to do something to goof on your thread =)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Us homosexuals believe he'll burn in hell if he doesn't become gay

and worship Elton John as his savior.

[LynneSin]

3. I HEARD YOU'RE A LESBIAN!!!!

Hope I didn't say anything that folks didn't know about in the lounge

:loveya:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. I'm sicking MrsGrumpy on you

[sangh0]

11. Everybody has heard

She gets really LOUD on the hood of her car

[Gildor Inglorion]

6. Duh...it's Colin Farrell, not Elton John.

That tired, sad old frump.
:loveya:

[Misunderestimator]

9. There is no other path to salvation!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. People have fried for less...merely poor fashion will cause you to burn

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Father in Heaven...please help CO Liberal see the error of his ways...

Not that I know his ways or how he errored in them, Oh Lord, but I am quite sure he did Lord. For Sister LynneSin would not have brought this to my attention by posting this thread, Lord. This I pray in your son Jesus' name...Amen.

[Wickerman]

4. Amen

:7

[MikeG]

7. Boy is he gonna burn in hell. With no ice cream.

[CO Liberal]

14. NO ICE CREAM??????

No "Goo Goo Cluster"???????

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

8. ROFL

[the Princess]

12. LynneSin that's so funny you made me snort.............

Here is my prayer for my wayward husband:

Goddess in heaven please help CO Liberal to see the error of his ways - on DU and in all other aspect of his life. (hehe) Let him see th error of leaving his dirty socks around the house and also that the garbage does not take itself out. Help him to understand that while he may not like doing the dishes - since I cook it is his job. And help him to be more tolerant of others who do not think as he does (even if he still believes them to be wrong) in a public venue let him find a way to be phony to all he meets. LOL

In the name of The Holy Trinity - The Pete - The Stevie and The Holy Clapton. AAHH - men

[CO Liberal]

13. And I Always Thought The "Holy Trinity"....

...was Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and The Big Bopper.

[the Princess]

15. Different Generations

Different Holy Trinity. LOL Besides you gotta have a woman in there - and what better womanin the Holy Trinity then Stevie Nicks??? LOL

[CO Liberal]

16. "let him find a way to be phony to all he meets"

I run into enough of that in Colorado Springs every weekday....

:-)