hey songwriters, we need Xmas Carols-- Here's my start...

[NMDemDist2]

I'm dreaming of a Kerry Christman
with every Democrat I call
where the treetops glisten
the right wing whimpers
and liberals bring joy to one and all


Have a Very Kerry Christmas!

[TexasLady]

1. Kerry is here

bring on the cheer
drink all my beer
nothing to fear..

Bush is a goner bush is a goner bush is a goner bush is a goner

Merry merry merry merry KERRY
Merry merry merry merry KERRY

[NMDemDist2]

4. what tune do we sing it to? n/t

[MazeRat7]

6. Errr... "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"... just a guess... *grin.

[TexasLady]

7. i think it is

christmas is here..

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Here's two of mine

(to the tune of My Favorite Things)

Diamonds for me
chunks of coal for the masses
driving my SUV guzzling gasses
so much consuming
it makes my heart sing

Why bother having a favorite thing?

Help the economy
and go visit Disney
Screw global warming
it doesn't affect me
We have it all and yet
still, we want more
thrift and conserving
are truly a bore

It's more tasteful
to be wasteful
Just eat half your plate

and go out and buy
all your favorite things
The starving and POOR
can wait

New World Order Land
(To the tune of WinterWonderland)

Ashcroft knows what you're doing
your computer he's viewing
so watch what you click
sig heil Bush and Dick
Living in a new world order land

(bridge)
Bush's grandpa traded with the Nazi's
then his daddy ran the CIA
now he acts like he won the election
by throwing all the valid votes away

Later on in the season
theyy'll convict me of treason
It's not far away
so watch what you say
Living in a new world order land

[NMDemDist2]

5. ahhh, lets have a celebration carol

we already know what idiots we're kicking out

i want a "feel good" Kerry won song ya know?? :evilgrin:

[MazeRat7]

3. How about a rendition of Little Drummer Boy.... 1st verse only.

Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum
A new born King is dead, pa rum pum pum pum
His slacker days are done, pa rum pum pum pum
A-mer-i-ca is free, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Thats all you get for free..... *grin

MZr7

[NMDemDist2]

8. we should all write one.....

Kerry will fight for us pa rum pum pum pum
He;ll do his best for us pa........
He'll keep our families safe pa rum.....
president for all of us pa rum pa pum pum

[MazeRat7]

10. Thats a great idea... Everybody contribute 1 verse..... Thanks !

[MazeRat7]

9. Oh Oh.. I have another... but its not a Christmas carol... hope that is ok

Ding Dong the bitch is dead,
The wicked bitch, the wicked bitch...
Ding Dong the wicked bitch is dead...


You see where this is going... (eg Wizard of Oz for those that need ask)

MZr7

[NMDemDist2]

11. we'll all be singing in 13 days, any song that is a celebration is cool

:evilgrin: