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Wed Oct-20-04 05:07 PM
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How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?
None. There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision and nothing has happened to change our minds. People who criticize this light bulb now, just because it doesn’t work anymore, supported us when we first screwed it in, and when these flip-floppers insist on saying that it is burned out, they are merely giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness. -John Cleese
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Wed Oct-20-04 05:08 PM
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I love the man, what can I say? Just look at my user name.
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Wed Oct-20-04 05:14 PM
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It's an ex-parrot. It has ceased to be!
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Wed Oct-20-04 05:11 PM
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" i don't like sex on the tellyvision...
i keep fallin off!"
dont know if it is cleese...but its python fame anyways.
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Wed Oct-20-04 06:07 PM
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actually said it, if I remember correctly . . . but it's still funny!
(LOVE the Cleese quote, BTW!)
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Wed Oct-20-04 06:13 PM
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i stand corrected..may i have some spam with my eggs please?
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Wed Oct-20-04 05:11 PM
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3. Oh..and did I mention.. |
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..that we have liberated 100,000,000 people from darkness. And just look at the bulb..its burning as brightly as ever!
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Wed Oct-20-04 05:12 PM
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Wed Oct-20-04 05:12 PM
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5. maybe he's talking about a real lightbulb...n/t |
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Wed Oct-20-04 05:12 PM
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I'd like to know what all those guys think about our resident moran.
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Wed Oct-20-04 05:12 PM
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7. Neeh! Bring me a Shrubbery! |
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A nice one with a little fence....
Yes a friggin fence to keep the pResident sociopath confined!!!!!!!!!!
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Wed Oct-20-04 05:15 PM
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9. The ex-Pythoners are ripping Bush to shreds. |
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And I'm falling over laughing.
Between Eric Idle's "Fuck You Very Much," this by Cleese and Jon Stewart, it's getting harder and harder to look at Bush and not laugh.
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Wed Oct-20-04 06:19 PM
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12. Terry Jones has written some anti-Bush articles in the Guardian. |
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Im losing patience with my neighbours, Mr BushI'm really excited by George Bush's latest reason for bombing Iraq: he's running out of patience. And so am I!
For some time now I've been really pissed off with Mr Johnson, who lives a couple of doors down the street. Well, him and Mr Patel, who runs the health food shop. They both give me queer looks, and I'm sure Mr Johnson is planning something nasty for me, but so far I haven't been able to discover what. I've been round to his place a few times to see what he's up to, but he's got everything well hidden. That's how devious he is.
As for Mr Patel, don't ask me how I know, I just know - from very good sources - that he is, in reality, a Mass Murderer. I have leafleted the street telling them that if we don't act first, he'll pick us off one by one.
Some of my neighbours say, if I've got proof, why don't I go to the police? But that's simply ridiculous.OK, George, make with the friendly bombsIt is well known that the best way of picking out terrorists is to fly 30,000ft above the capital city of any state that harbours them and drop bombs - preferably cluster bombs. It is conceivable that the bombing of Dublin might have provoked some sort of protest, even if just from James Joyce fans, and there is at least some likelihood of increased anti-British sentiment in what remained of the city and thus a rise in the numbers of potential terrorists. But this, in itself, would have justified the tactic of bombing them in the first place. We would have nipped them in the bud, so to speak. I hope you follow the argument.
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Wed Oct-20-04 07:06 PM
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14. ok, those two pieces just make me cry... |
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