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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:42 PM Original message |
I'm Jewish. Ask me anything. |
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spatlese (472 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:43 PM Response to Original message |
1. Want a Cheeseburger? :) |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:46 PM Response to Reply #1 |
7. Oy! Could I ever go for one! |
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spatlese (472 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:47 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. What is knish? n/t |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:53 PM Response to Reply #9 |
20. What, the goyim don't have Google yet? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:47 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. SO I take it that you are kosher then? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:53 PM Response to Reply #10 |
18. Oh, HELL no. |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:57 PM Response to Reply #7 |
29. Mmmmmmm..... |
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The empressof all (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:48 PM Response to Reply #7 |
61. How to make a "mock" knish |
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Texasgal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:58 PM Response to Reply #1 |
33. Is it true that.... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:01 PM Response to Reply #33 |
36. His name's David Roth. What do you think? |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:43 PM Response to Original message |
2. Ok... Do you think that Jews accept homosexuality more than Christians do? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:47 PM Response to Reply #2 |
11. Well, I'll tell ya... |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:02 PM Response to Reply #11 |
37. LOL... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:10 PM Response to Reply #37 |
44. Literally, troubles. |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:43 PM Response to Original message |
3. Did you have a briss? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:48 PM Response to Reply #3 |
13. Absolutely. |
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donheld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 07:14 PM Response to Reply #13 |
73. what did they do with the foreskin? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 07:17 PM Response to Reply #73 |
74. Stop me if you've heard this one already... |
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donheld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 07:20 PM Response to Reply #74 |
76. Yes i've heard it, |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:44 PM Response to Original message |
4. Are you a nice Jewish boy from a nice Jewish family? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:50 PM Response to Reply #4 |
14. Well... |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:53 PM Response to Reply #14 |
19. So's mine. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:21 PM Response to Reply #19 |
49. What, nice girl like you without a fella? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
5. Were you born Jewish OR... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:51 PM Response to Reply #5 |
16. I was born a yid. |
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bloodyjack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:55 PM Response to Reply #5 |
24. How do you convert to another ethnic group? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:58 PM Response to Reply #24 |
31. I converted... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:41 PM Response to Reply #24 |
60. I was brought up Reform. |
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sabbat hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:55 PM Response to Reply #24 |
63. i believe |
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Czolgosz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
6. Will you please do something about the nice jewish families |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:56 PM Response to Reply #6 |
27. Listen, |
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No2W2004 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
8. How were your holidays? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:57 PM Response to Reply #8 |
30. They were observed as scheduled. |
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intheflow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
12. Do you know Jesus personally? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:58 PM Response to Reply #12 |
32. Oy! For the last time, his name was Josh! |
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Mary0505 (52 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:51 PM Response to Original message |
15. We're Arab American |
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SCRUBDASHRUB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:56 PM Response to Reply #15 |
26. Peace and happiness to you all too, Mary. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:59 PM Response to Reply #15 |
35. Thanks! |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
17. What day does Christmas fall on this year? I need to plan ahead. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:02 PM Response to Reply #17 |
39. What, the calendar, you've never heard of? |
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sabbat hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:56 PM Response to Reply #17 |
65. it falls |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 07:59 PM Response to Reply #65 |
80. O dear, I'm afraid you need to read my profile before responding |
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Jersey Devil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:54 PM Response to Original message |
21. What's the difference between a schmekele and a putz? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:09 PM Response to Reply #21 |
43. Well, yes and no. |
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Crankie Avalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:54 PM Response to Original message |
22. Did you see the following... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:12 PM Response to Reply #22 |
46. DAMN, that's some funny shit! |
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ikojo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:35 PM Response to Reply #22 |
58. Oy vey! Was that funny! |
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SCRUBDASHRUB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:54 PM Response to Original message |
23. I'm a nice Jewish girl. Nice to meet ya. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:14 PM Response to Reply #23 |
47. Well HELLO there! |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:55 PM Response to Original message |
25. As a "hidden" Jew, how should I go about rediscovering my Jewishness? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:20 PM Response to Reply #25 |
48. I just recently found out that |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:55 PM Response to Reply #48 |
64. Thanks! Why would aunt sylvia throttle you? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 07:08 PM Response to Reply #64 |
70. She's the oldest among her siblings, but doesn't look it. |
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ngant17 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:56 PM Response to Original message |
28. Was Moses an Egyptian? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:24 PM Response to Reply #28 |
50. Judaism predates Moses. |
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olddem43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 05:59 PM Response to Original message |
34. What is the date in the Jewish calender? |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:02 PM Response to Reply #34 |
38. Cheshvan 5 5763 |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:24 PM Response to Reply #38 |
51. Hey, get your own thread, Convert! |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:31 PM Response to Reply #51 |
55. Just trying to help... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:35 PM Response to Reply #55 |
57. Yeah, I was slowing down a bit. |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:37 PM Response to Reply #57 |
59. Thanks... |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:02 PM Response to Original message |
40. Are you Kosher? (nt) |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:25 PM Response to Reply #40 |
52. Caniballism is forbidden, |
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MidwestTransplant (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:03 PM Response to Original message |
41. Soft Motzaballs or Hard? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:27 PM Response to Reply #41 |
53. Soft. |
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lucky777 (298 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:04 PM Response to Original message |
42. Jew in the Hizzouse! |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:28 PM Response to Reply #42 |
54. Kazakhstan? |
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maveric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:11 PM Response to Original message |
45. Why did you kill Jesus? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:33 PM Response to Reply #45 |
56. Listen, Caiaphas was kind of a putz. |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
62. Why are young Jewish men so damn sexy? |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 06:59 PM Response to Reply #62 |
66. they sure as hell are |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 07:05 PM Response to Reply #66 |
68. I know! I have one in my life that I would marry in |
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getoffmytrain (575 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 07:53 PM Response to Reply #66 |
78. Hey.. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 07:04 PM Response to Reply #62 |
67. I don't know. |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 07:07 PM Response to Reply #67 |
69. I had not actually. |
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ikojo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 07:18 PM Response to Reply #62 |
75. The hair? |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-21-04 01:47 AM Response to Reply #75 |
81. It could be the hair...I am a sucker for curls. |
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Chicago Democrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 07:11 PM Response to Original message |
71. Say something Jewish! |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 07:14 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. I LIEK TEH WOODY ALLEN HES TEH R0X0R LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 07:35 PM Response to Original message |
77. Hey, um - did you guys REALLY kill Christ? |
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Doctor_J (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-20-04 07:56 PM Response to Reply #77 |
79. and, if so, |
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neomonkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-21-04 01:51 AM Response to Original message |
82. Did Sammy Davis Jr really have a grass thigh? |
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Seabiscuit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-21-04 01:56 AM Response to Original message |
83. How does one account for the Paul Wolfowitz's of America? |
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Behind the Aegis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-21-04 02:01 AM Response to Original message |
84. No question for ya..just a nice Shalom! |
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pauliedangerously (843 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-21-04 02:27 AM Response to Original message |
85. This is a true story |
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JSJ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-21-04 05:41 AM Response to Original message |
86. chosen or choosey; which are you? |
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KT2000 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-21-04 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
87. I'm not Jewish |
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