I am Catholic, ask me anything

[JohnKleeb]

[MikeG]

1. How long has it been since your last confession?

[JohnKleeb]

4. you know I never did communion

:shrug: thats the problem when your parents are agnostic and you yourself don't become religious until you're older.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

44. 2 things. 1 You need to have been baptized to be Catholic

It's the first Sacrament.
2. Mike's joke is that is the 1st thing the priest asks you when you enter the confessional.
3rd (O.K. it's like the Monty Python Sketch) Catholicism can be pretty liberal, so if you really want to recieve communion, go ahead and do it, but I warn you- cardboard tastes better.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. am i fat?

[JohnKleeb]

7. No, I am fat

[LDS Jock]

3. do Catholics believe in speedos?

[JohnKleeb]

9. I am sure some do

but I can't stand em.

[Dookus]

5. Explain the importance

of the Arian Heresy as it related to the First Council of Nicea. 250 words or less. Go!

[JohnKleeb]

12. huh now

[nyhuskyfan]

6. Is every sperm sacred?

[JohnKleeb]

19. nah

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

Pray the rosary?

You're gonna need it tonight 35,000 post fool!

:)

[JohnKleeb]

16. umm dude I am not a sox fan

I'll give you my rosary though, because you're gonna need it. I simply hate the yankees, and I think you're gonna have a lot of splaining to do if the yanks lose.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

40. Oh - I thought by your hatred that you were a Soxer - my bad

I will have a lot of splainin' - you're right. BTW - congrats on the 35000!

:)

[maveric]

8. Do you touch yourself in an impure manner?

Or eat meat on fridays?

[JohnKleeb]

20. hah I am not answering number one, yeah I eat meat on fridays

[knowbody0]

10. are you heartily sorry

[JohnKleeb]

21. for what?

[still_one]

11. have you been circumcised

[JohnKleeb]

22. I forgot

:D

[UrbScotty]

13. How often do you pray the Hail Ronald?

In nomine Poppy, et Dubya, et Spirotu Agnew. Amen.

Hail, Ronald, Full of Greed,
Caspar Weinberger is with thee.
Overrated art thou among Presidents, and
Overrated is the Son of Thy Vice President, Dubya.

Holy Ronald, Father of the GOP,
Help us pay for your sinning,
Now and at the hour Dubya leaves office. Amen.

[JohnKleeb]

24. No I prefer the traditional Catholic prayer

That sounds like a protestant prayer :P.

[UrbScotty]

25. That's actually a Fundie prayer. (nt)

[JohnKleeb]

31. same thing, KIDDING

[RetroLounge]

14. Are you gonna be an altar boy for Halloween?

RL

[JohnKleeb]

17. ummm no

I havent gone in a halloween costume in a fwe years.

[JimmyJazz]

15. What day does Channukah fall on this year? I need to plan ahead.

:P

[JohnKleeb]

18. 10 of May

:shrug:

[UrbScotty]

23. Another question: Do you believe in one Poppy, the Freeper Almighty...

...Maker of the Great Political Divide, of all that is true and untrue?

Do you believe in one Son, George W. Bush, one of Four Sons of Poppy, eternally begotten of the Freepers, greed from greed, idiot from idiot, true greed from true greed, selected, not elected, one in Being with the High Court?

Do you believe that through him all little guys were screwed?

Do you believe that for business executives and for their wealth he came up from Crawford, and that by the power of his brother Jeb and Katharine, Mother of Fraud, he was chosen by the High Court and became President, and that for our sake he will be defeated by John Kerry and retired to Crawford?

[JohnKleeb]

32. Is that the book of Reagan? we never got that book

[UrbScotty]

42. It's the Neocons' Creed.

Don't you pray it at Mass?

[bigwillq]

26. How many hours a day do you DU? (nt)

[JohnKleeb]

29. depends

[bigwillq]

33. Depends on what? (nt)

[JohnKleeb]

36. my plans

like I won't be here friday evening since I got a football game to attend.

[bigwillq]

38. On average, what is your daily usage? (nt)

[Nikia]

27. Why are you Catholic?

I wasn't sure how to put it other than that without suggesting a flame fest. I mean, what do you see as the most positive aspects of Catholicism that make it important to your life.

[JohnKleeb]

28. Well I believe in doing good things to help people

I like social justice and helping the less fortunate.

[Spinzonner]

30. How many Angels can dance on the head of a pin ?

[faithnotgreed]

34. how do you get any homework done while

were glued to the red sox yankees fued (rhyme unintentional but i think ill leave it)

[JohnKleeb]

35. I have block scheduling

so I only have 3-4 classes a day, I often tritask, DUing, listening to the game, and typing.

[faithnotgreed]

39. ah. tritasking....

1 hr countdown to game 7. see you on the game thread, looks like were gonna have fun

lets get the bastids (ha. loved how rodriguez and his wimpy play was all the sports talk today. hope he doesnt want revenge)

[JohnKleeb]

41. I finally saw it in depth

he was grinning like a goon.

[Martin Eden]

37. Is the Pope infallable?

Or has that notion been dropped like no meat on Fridays?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

43. I thought you were a lapsed catholic.

:shrug:
When was the last time you went to mass?
Duckie

[ProfessorGAC]

45. Why?

The Professor