Someone tell this girl she needs a CAPTION

[Lizz612]

I learned from Glamour MONTHS ago underboob cleavage is a big DON'T!

[bloodyjack]

1. Jesus buggery those sunglasses have got to go

and that bathing suit is an ABOMINATION

[Lizz612]

11. I know!

And if its too cold to *just* wear a bikini outside, then its too cold to wear a bikini outside period.

[bloodyjack]

13. If you look closely

(but not TOO closely or your eyeballs will swell and burst) you will notice that she hers is a STAR SPANGLED BIKINI :puke:

[JohnKleeb]

2. hahaha

Beth that was hilarious, the image and your caption.
well here's my capition

Hey y'all don't republican women have the best fashion sense?

Really though talk about hideous.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Get this lady a copy of the US Flag Code, stat!

But then, flag desecration is nothing new to Republicans.

[sallyseven]

5. Right at home under the lamp post.

It should be darker though. business is business,

[grannylib]

6. Exactly - * even autographs them - shows how much HE respects the

flag.
I am really really sick of its overuse in advertising, etc.
Back in the 70s it was a big deal for wrong-wingers to holler about all the 'damn hippies' with flag patches on the butts of their jeans; now, I see stars 'n' stripes underwear, for pete's sake. Guess it's OK to snug the flag right up to one's genitalia, but sewing onto some all-American (at that time) denim is a no-no.
And it's perfectly acceptable to print it on disposable paper napkins and plates, pile on the greasy brats and spud salad, then pitch it all in the trash...
Makes me sick.

[Lefty48197]

4. Hey! You're not supposed to get that stuff on the flag!

.

[elperromagico]

7. Tammy Faye, PLEASE!!!

A little dignity, for the love of all that is holy!

[Rick Myers]

8. The kid's shirt says "Don't Be an Ass...."

Oops, TOO LATE...

[JohnKleeb]

9. You know what the funny thing is

Scrawny boy on the left has Bin Laden wanting Kerry, :shrug:, when are they gonna get this straight, fundie muslims have more in common with fundie christians like Bush than they do worldly catholics like Kerry.

[name not needed]

10. I'm gonna go dig my eyes out with a spoon.

I think I might be gay after seeing that.

[Lizz612]

17. Here this will help...

http://www.fthevote.com/ ;)

[JohnKleeb]

19. fuck the vote lol

[Endangered Specie]

12. Inbreeding...Exhibits A, B, and C.

[acmavm]

14. Oh my goodness, now embarrassing. Do you suppose that she could

possibly think she looks GOOD?

I just hate it when people do things that just make me feel uncomfortably embarrassed for them. I have enough to handle on my own.

[Lizz612]

15. I have that problem too

Thankfully it doesn't extend to republicans ;)

But I can't watch movies like "13 going on 30" or "Freaky Friday" where the whole premise is the main character being embarrassed.

[underpants]

16. Honey you make more money working that lamp post at night

:bounce:

[MisterP]

18. that's one flag they HAD to burn

(comment from someone else after seeing Pia Zadora in a U.S. Flag toga-thingy

[NorthernSpy]

20. (M)ann Coulter's understudy, perhaps

EeewwwWWW!

That is SOME political philosophy the repugs have, seeing as how it makes a person wanna tuck a flag around her ass and stick her crotch in the nearest camera lense. There's a flock of these blond, aggressively-determined-to-be-seen-as-sexy types on the far right, for some reason. They all look kind of hard-faced to me.

Poor thing. She doesn't know it yet, but a decade from now that pic will be prime blackmail material. Unless, of course, she's considered that and is actually trying to hide behind those too-big dark glasses...

Aside from that:

That lumpy topknot thing that she did to her hair was a poor choice for her face shape. Or any other face shape, to be honest.

An overcoat/bikini ensemble looks silly, instead of individual, offbeat, and stylish.

Burgundy (the overcoat) does not form a fresh new color combo with bright red (the stripes on the flag/bikini), but rather clashes violently with it.

Apart from annoying people who care about flag-display etiquette, the bikini is a stunning example of unacceptably bad garment construction. The uneven gathering of the fabric over the pelvis -- and the upward slippage of the top -- are clear evidence of an awful job of fitting: worn for any length of time, this flag bikini will relentlessly chafe the wearer in areas she didn't even know she had.

[Lizz612]

24. The gathering of fabric at the pelvis

It almost looks like someone tugged it down a bit at some point....

ewewwweeeeewwwww I don't want to think about that!

[NorthernSpy]

28. maybe she collects campaign donations in her bikini bottom

Y'don't suppose... :puke:

[EstimatedProphet]

21. Brought to you by the party of family values...

Can YOU spot the hypocrite in this picture?

[MsConduct]

22. Yes, I am the prettiest the GOP could find, you want my autograph?

[Downtown Hound]

23. I"M BLIND!

It's official, the Republicans have beat me. I never want to look at anything again after seeing that picture.

God, does this woman actually think she's hot? That's more pathetic than anything else.

[samplegirl]

25. What a sight

Shes enough to make any man vote Democratic. All she needs is
the Moran man on her arm......anyone up for a good cut and paste?

[CanuckAmok]

26. I always wondered what happened to Madam when Waylon died.

I never had her pegged as a neocon, though.

[Arkana]

27. "The inbred three-toothed hick...

...is a rare specimen this far from the bayou. Here we see them cheering on their Presidential candidate."

[antigone382]

29. You don't have to dress like a cheap tramp to get attention.

If you want O'Reilly that badly, just find a falafel stand.