NEWSFLASH! Swearing makes men impotent

[bloodyjack]

Too much swearing can make men impotent and women develop male characteristics including facial hair and extra muscles.

According to research by Russian scientist Gennady Cheurin and his team at the Centre for Ecological Safety and Survival in Yekaterinburg, the research was based on the popular belief that water has a type of "memory" that can be influenced by positive and negative forces.

Cheurin said that his team had sworn at a glass of water for several hours and then poured it over wheat seeds. Only 48 per cent of those seeds which were watered with the "foul" water sprouted as opposed to 93 per cent of seeds watered with holy water taken from natural springs.

Cheuring said: "We then looked at heavy swearers and others who never used bad language, and found whenever men use these words in their daily life, this immediately leads to sexual dysfunctions, i.e. impotence. If a woman uses these words in her daily speech, she slowly begins transforming into a man, getting more hair and muscles."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1146030.html?menu=

[Rick Myers]

1. No sh*t???

[Spinzonner]

2. I don't believe that $#@!&^%$#$%)(&*%# for a minute

... Oh, I'm shrinking ...

[brainshrub]

3. Pseudoscience is so much more fun than regular science.

[jdots]

9. this may ring true

people that say fuck alot may not be fucking alot then again people that say shit alot are pretty regular

[maveric]

4. Ah, Fuck that!

No fuckin way! Who came up with that bullshit?

[MatrixEscape]

5. I am trying to picture ...

swearing at a glass of water for several hours! LOL!

I must try that and offer the drink to a guest. See how it affects them.

Tabloid!

[TexasLady]

6. look, i may have to shave

my beard saying this,
but i gotta bitch slap some girlie man
who forgot to water my wheat plant

[Big Kahuna]

7. BULLSHIT!

oy! holy crap.. where's my johnson!?!?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

8. Dammit all to h e double toothpicks

:evilgrin:

[miss_kitty]

10. Fuck them

now excuse me, i have to go shave-my 5 oclock shadow, you know.

mmmm-russian scientists and ananova-now there's a combo for ya'!

[Downtown Hound]

11. That's a bunch of fucking bullshit!

Now where the fuck is my fucking bottle of fucking Viagra?