So I'm sitting in class right now and my cell phone goes off...

[sysoprock]

And my ring tone is Jay-Z's "Dirt off your shoulder."

So out of my pants comes "If you feelin like a pimp nigga go on brush yo shoulda off, ladies is pimps too go on brush yo shoulda off..."

People look, and see that the song is coming out of the pocket of the white nerdy kid in the back of the class.

Embarassing supreme, but they can't fade me.

Peace.

[Was_Immer]

1. Sheit Dog!

[legally blonde]

2. LOL!

Don't you hate it when that happens? Just be glad you weren't the nerdy white kid in the front of the class whose cell phone rang in the middle of lecture. That would be me.

[pagerbear]

3. You young people today!

Why, when I was your age cell phones belonged only to rich businessmen and they needed a personal assistant just to tote the thing around! Why, I even remember telephones with rotary dials! Vinyl records! TVs with tubes! You know what else? We had to get up and walk across the room to change the channel on the TV!

[ghostsofgiants]

4. To quote David Cross

"Just answer it and go 'hi, I'm an asshole and I forgot to turn off the cell phone' hten click...How do people not know anymore? Maybe, like, within the first couple months after cell phones came out I can understand that like, 'oh, sorry, sorry.' But it's been fucking YEARS! Figure it out! It's a button, push the button."

[MercutioATC]

5. Awww, don't be too harsh...

I have one of my ringers set to "forest" which is birds chirping...LOUDLY.

I almost always leave my phone on vibrate, but have actually missed calls when I was in my back yard and had the thing go off with me thinking it was really just real birds (I have a big back yard).

We all screw up sometimes. I thought it was a funny story.

[ghostsofgiants]

7. When you have to put up with shit like that on a daily basis...

...it gets tiresome.

[newsguyatl]

6. i LOVE dirt off your shoulder!!!

lmao!