HAHA!! Matcom's Boston-Based Joke O' The Day!

[matcom]

sent to me via email :D

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Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston Common,
when one is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly,
the other boy took his hockey stick and managed to wedge it
down the dog's collar and twist, luckily breaking the dog's neck
and stopping its attack.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes
over to interview the boy. "Young Bruins Fan Saves friend from
Vicious Animal..." he starts writing in his notebook.

"But, I'm not a Bruins Fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we're in Boston, I just assumed you were," said
the reporter and starts again. "Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend
from Horrific attack..." he continued writing in his notebook.

"I'm not a Red Sox fan either!" The boy said.

"I assumed everyone in Boston was either for the Bruins or the
Red Sox. So, what team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Yankees fan!" the child beamed.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
"Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family Pet."

[JuniorPlankton]

1. how true! n/t

[kick-ass-bob]

2. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[ET Awful]

3. I still laugh at that joke, even though I heard it first at least 5 or 6

years ago :).

[Yogi]

4. Good one!

lol:)

[sniffa]

5. bwahahaha

off to mass-emaiL this.

[dddem]

6. I don't get it...

Are you suggesting the media "alters" the facts of a story? Who would believe such a thing?!?!?

(pretty amusing though!)

[matcom]

7. only FAUX

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