Who else is sick of all the CAT-BALL threads cluttering up the Lounge?

[Magrittes Pipe]

I mean, who would want to see the Pope hit kittens with a bat? :eyes:

[Spider Jerusalem]

1. I'd pay good money for that.

As long as I was allowed to bring along a video camera.

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Yes, come for the visuals...

...stay for the sounds.

[Spider Jerusalem]

6. Ah, yes...

the wet, meaty "thwap" of a Louisville Slugger connecting with two pounds of flesh, bone, and fur...the brief shriek, the sickening crunch....

And as to visuals, the idea of an eighty-plus-year old man with Parkinson's trying to hit anything with a baseball bat is painful to contemplate. Although it would be kind of funny as long as he was all tarted up in full vestments, with the pointy mitre and all.

[kick-ass-bob]

2. better than fucking hairballs...

:puke:

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. You fuck hairballs?

That's sick, Bob.

[kick-ass-bob]

19. fuck.

I walked right into that one.

[Zuni]

22. I don't even know if that is classified as a sex disorder yet

Even the sickest corpse rapers and sheep fuckers haven't gone that far yet.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. Merlin wants you to say that to his face...

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. I can't help what the Pope does.

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. You could if you wanted to...

Think of the kittens!!!!

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. I AM thinking of the kittens!

Those tender, succulent kittens....

[Zuni]

24. yum

stop making me hungry

[MoJoWorkin]

8. Personally I like Dogs

:evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. The Pope doesn't hit them.

But the Masons do! :D

[Fenris]

12. It's hard to run the bases with that giant hat on.

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Yes, it is.

Especially when the press is lobbing softballs at you.

[Fenris]

14. "lobbing softballs"

That's filthy.

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. No, you're thinking of snowballs.

[Fenris]

16. Okay, THAT is filthy.

[immoderate]

20. JK has a cool guitar.

Made for jazz!

--IMM

[DarkPhenyx]

17. I can only think of one thing in response to this.

My mother always told me not to play with my food.

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Well played, sir.

I doff my cap to you.

[Zuni]

21. Damn Catholics

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. Heh. You should see what the Presbyterians do with cats.

:scared:

[Zuni]

25. aren't they those snake handlers?

I can only imagine what those sick fucks are up to.