What is the best way to ask out a man?

[liontamer]

Other than "wanna see my boobs?"

[skygazer]

1. There's another way? n/t

[DontTreadOnMe]

6. Stay with...

"wanna see my boobs". That always works on me. You can almost guarantee a date with that line. :)

[kick-ass-bob]

2. "You're hot! Wanna go to my place?"

:silly:

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. That's insufficient. Men will wonder if that is a trick question.

We really need things spelled out for us. "Let's go" should be sufficient.

[Worst Username Ever]

4. The same way you would want him to ask you out.

Straight forward, suggest getting a drink/dinner together.

on edit: it is suggested that you actually use the word ""date" in there somewhere, just so he does not think it is a friendship thing.

[sniffa]

5. other body parts?

and if you wanna ask me, don't be shy. :P

[liontamer]

14. wanna see other body parts?

That doesn't flow off the tongue very well.

[sniffa]

18. sorry

wanna see my ass?

wanna see my Legs?

wanna see my beLLy?

wanna see my feet? - this Line wouLd win me over

[La Lioness Priyanka]

41. sniffa honestly....her feet?

how about wanna see my patent leather black boots instead?

[sniffa]

43. that too

if i can Lick 'em.

[liontamer]

45. they're thigh high

can you lick that much?

[sniffa]

47. p'shaw

of course i can.
i Look forward to the chaLLenge.
:D :D :D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

56. is your gf invited to this licking

[sniffa]

59. can i invite her?

i assume you'd have to extend the invitation - but yeah, she's been known to Lick a boot or two. (i'm dead serious on this part too) :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

60. lol!

its not my invite...its liontamers ...

[liontamer]

62. who am i to say no?

[sniffa]

71. yay

do me a favor though - don't wear em in the snow; rock saLt tastes terribLe.

[redqueen]

7. Why ask?

Just flash him.

[liontamer]

26. lol

you texas belles sure are bold!

[redqueen]

33. Just kidding

I only do that for shock value, not dates.

:hi:

[matcom]

8. nope

"Wanna see my boobs?" is sufficient

[liontamer]

11. did I finally make a good copycat thread?

[matcom]

20. your post included boobs

anytime that happens it is an EXCELLENT copycat thread

[liontamer]

27. yay!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

32. what thread is this copycatting anyway?

[liontamer]

35. best way to ask out a woman

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1851272

[Darkseid69]

9. Can I see your place?

Usually works on me

[Stephanie]

10. Never ask a man out.

Just don't. They will never forgive you for it. They need to believe that the whole thing was their idea.

[Phillycat]

12. Heh. Sounds like "The Rules".

I'm glad that's not the case in real life. I wouldn't want to date a guy who was that insecure in his masculinity.

[redqueen]

15. If I did that I'd NEVER go out.

[aden_nak]

13. Nekkid usually works.

[radwriter0555]

16. I've said "You should ask/take me out on a date sometime..." to

pretty interesting success.

No long term hook-ups, but interesting dates!

[LDS Jock]

17. I thought you were a lesbian..

[liontamer]

21. maybe that's why there are no men in my life

;)

[olddem43]

19. Don't use the Boobs line - there are guys that aren't boob guys,

such as myself. Boobs are OK, but they aren't what makes a woman attractive. However, apparently, many guys didn't get enough breast feeding while they were infants.

[liontamer]

22. I've often thought that the modern fascination with breasts

was related to earlier weaning of children. It's nice to hear a guy agree with me.

[olddem43]

38. I have that argument with guys at my workplace fairly often,

but I am greatly outnumbered. To many, big boobs are everything. To me, they are meaningless. A woman with small breasts can be very attractive and sexy. I think another reason may be that magazines like Playboy overemphasized breasts for decades because they couldn't show the other parts that were usually covered by a bathing suit.

[JimmyJazz]

50. I love you!

:loveya: - where were you last week, when I needed you!

[olddem43]

55. On DU, of course.

Too bad you don't still need me, but anyway, it's good to be loved.

[salinen]

23. Being male

I must occasionally resort to "showing my nuts" I have no idear why women are so turned on by wrinkled pink sacs with random hairs poking out in every direction.

[JimmyJazz]

24. I dunno? "wanna see my ass?" seems to have worked

well for me on these boards :evilgrin:

[liontamer]

28. but your ass is so nice!

so strong and majestic. I could never compete

[JimmyJazz]

30. so you've seen it, too?

I got waaaaaaaaaaay too much mileage out of that picture!

:7

on edit: and several marriage proposals to boot!

[liontamer]

46. maybe I should get an ass like yours!

[JimmyJazz]

48. Here - I got you one that's actually a little smaller than my own, but

I'm sure it will satisfactory, nonetheless:



I hope it helps you find the man (or woman?) of your dreams! :P

[liontamer]

49. that's soooo cute

is it a baby or just small

[JimmyJazz]

52. It's a miniature ass - full grown

I'm assuming it's similar to your own - compact, firm and not capable of being ridden by a man.

:evilgrin:

I'm going to hell.

[liontamer]

54. lol

that's an amazingly accurate description!!! Are you just a good guesser or do LP and I overshare on this board

[JimmyJazz]

57. I have my ways dear - I'll let you know them all in due time

:P

I've got some slammin' thighs, too, if you need them.

[Q3JR4]

25. You, me, my place, my bed, now.

Oh wait, you asked about asking out a man in specific, not getting laid in general.

My bad, forget I said anything.

[bearfan454]

29. Ask him

When are we going out ? Men are pretty dumb sometimes. When I used to be single back in the day I had a girl that came over my house from the bar shitfaced. She told me 3 times I had sexy eyes before I realized - Hey I think she wants it.

[redqueen]

36. That is too funny!

:7

[La Lioness Priyanka]

31. i dont know ................by merely existing?

it seems to work for me :P

[liontamer]

34. I've noticed

;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

39. you could invite him to come over to play with the kittens

that seems sleazy but not too sleazy


on edit: JUST kidding!

[Uben]

37. This is easy....

Just ask the man if he would like to come to your place for dinner.
The old addage "The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach"
is true. The guy knows at least he is going to be fed, and the fact you invited him to your place says you trust him. Once dinner is over, you might have drinks or just sit and get to know each other better. Then, just show him your boobs! Bingo!

[Tafiti]

40. I'm not sure there's a "best" way to do it...

...but I do think simply approaching a man is a good start, if only to gauge his interest, see how he reacts to you, and take it from there. Personally, I generally don't approach girls. I figure if they're that hot, they get bombarded by guys trying to get with them, and I wouldn't make much of an impact in that sphere. I guess I'm not really "schmoove" like that. But, if a girl comes up to me, she's obviously interested, and I wouldn't hesitate to ask her out (if I'm interested).

[XNASA]

42. Place the tip of your tongue on the inside of your cheek....

And move it around in a circular motion.

Then wink.

He'll know exactly what you mean.

[liontamer]

44. roflmao

Men don't take too well to subtlety do they?

[LibLover]

51. That all depends

There are all kinds of ways to ask. If you just want to get to know him then ask to buy him lunch. Better yet, tell him you're taking him out for lunch. (Do it with a big smile, he'll never say no.)

Touch him. A brief touch with your hand on his will get his attention. Eye contact is good. Tell him there's some place you've been wanting to go but don't feel like going go by yourself. (It's a ruse, I dine alone whenever I feel like it.)

I can be a big flirt when I'm in "the mood". I'll find a man I like and catch him sitting down, then throw my arms around him from behind and nuzzle up to his neck to whisper my proposition into his ear. If I REALLY want to go out with him I'll offer a home cooked meal. By the time I make that offer I've already decided that he's the dessert, but he won't know that until he comes over.

Asking a man out is far easier than asking a woman.



















Don't ever forget that the fastest way to a man's heart is through the rib cage. :think: (My oldest brother taught me that. It's funny!)

[the Princess]

53. Well this works for me

Be naked carrying some kind of fried food! Works every time. :)

[TX-RAT]

64. CO, is a lucky man.

[the Princess]

65. Remind him of that from time to time! LOL

[CO Liberal]

66. Spaghetti & Meatballs Works Well, Too

The first official date Mrs. CO Liberal and I had was New Years Eve, 1991. She made spaghetti & meatballs, and we've been together ever since that night.

:loveya:

[the Princess]

67. Yeah but...........

What was I wearing??? :)

[CO Liberal]

68. I HATE Pop Quizzes!!!!!

:-)

Whatever it was, it wasn't on for long.....

:-)

[the Princess]

69. GOOD ANSWER!!!! GOOD ANSWER!!!!! LMAO

[GingerSnaps]

58. Can I try you on?

:shrug:

[ThomCat]

61. This is the funniest copycat thread EVER!

:bounce:

[liontamer]

63. thanks

I try!

[Neshanic]

70. "A Dirty Shame" has lots....all hysterical.