Baseball Euphemisms for Sex

[tcfrogs]

Thanks for the inspiration, eyesroll, I like posting this list:

Courtesy of David Letterman's Top 10, 9/20/01:

10. Working the rosin bag.

9. Comebacker.

8. Charging the mound.

7. Riding the pine.

6. Jerking one into the seats.

5. Coming from behind.

4. Doubleheader.

3. Going deep in the hole.

2. The big unit.

1. Visiting Busch Stadium.

There are others, but I don't have the link anymore. I do remember one example : A-Rod.

[salinen]

1. Grand slam

pick off move
double play
outta the park
broken bat blooper
drag bunt
spitter

[tridim]

2. How about 'Ball two'

or 'Getting in some batting practice'

[bif]

3. Is he a pitcher or a catcher?

[TheDebbieDee]

5. LOL !

[SaveElmer]

4. Slide...nt

[Krupskaya]

6. Bert Blyleven,

commenting for the Twins, said something a few years ago during a game about how the Twins weren't hitting so well. Taking his cue from the ad behind home plate, he said, "Yeah, and maybe they should start taking some of that Viagra!"

There was a silence in the booth, and you could imagine his partner, Dick Bremer, waving him off. But Bert went on: "Because then maybe that would....make their bats....." (15 second pause as he decided whether to just go through with it or not. And eventually:) ".......hard."

(30 second silence as Dick and Bert turn off mikes and roar. Then back to the game.)