Does everyone here find me unattractive?

[Magrittes Pipe]

For reasons of physical appearance, personality, or any combination thereof?

I certainly hope so! :D

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. I find you repulsive!

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Thank God.

I was getting tired of trying to find ways of letting you down easy.

[aden_nak]

2. Yarrrr. Man brain not understand why need to even ask!

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Are you feeling all right today?

[aden_nak]

32. Yarrrrr! No.

[Magrittes Pipe]

34. What has put you in a mood for piracy?

[aden_nak]

56. Avast, ye land lubber. Always in tha mood I be!

[Magrittes Pipe]

58. Take care not to catch scurvy.

Or syphillis.

[aden_nak]

61. Aye. Tha Syph be nuthin' ta trifle with. "Loose Lips Sink Ships!"

[Magrittes Pipe]

64. "This'll keep my men from turning to homosexuality.

For about ten minutes!"

[aden_nak]

67. Ya be makin' a Peg Boy reference, ya grimy sea dog?

[Magrittes Pipe]

70. Anyone who knows what a "peg boy" is...

...is a friend of mine! :D

[flowomo]

3. totally yick (but a picture would ice it)

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Here:

[tigereye]

18. Christ how many bottles of WIld Turkey were you working?

never noticed there were so many before.

aw you're still cute, Al. YOu need to post a less attractive picture, like you in a slaughterhouse or something. ;) or with a Bush CHeney pin.

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. How's about in a slaughterhouse AND wearing a Bush/Cheney pin?

[tigereye]

23. there you go!

[flowomo]

19. yep, totally yick. thanks. :)

[Grillymom]

26. Hell!

You look better than the President after a night of hard drinking!

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. No, no, no!

This thread is for INSULTS ONLY!

Please keep your compliments to yourselves! :P

[Grillymom]

37. I'm sorry

You look like you smell and have a weird foot fetish.

[Magrittes Pipe]

38. I am TOTALLY into weird feet!

:bounce:

[LibLover]

45. Holy post count padding!

[Magrittes Pipe]

47. I think you may be lost.

[LibLover]

54. Lost? But I'm not even driving!

[ldf]

83. flashback! flashback!

that's better than any drugs i did, back in the day.

[eyesroll]

5. Divorced people are gross.

:P

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Especially their genitals.

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. Yes, but your pots and pans are spotless!

[underpants]

7. HhhWWwwwwwwwriiiiPP (whistles) right here

:bounce:

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Whew.

Dodged a bullet there.

[underpants]

17. LOL

:bounce:

[skylarmae]

8. SSSSHHHHHUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!! n/t

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Put down the pipe.

[skylarmae]

60. maybe you should pick it up. Realm a little and then lets talk! n/t

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. Dude, you know I want to bang you.

:bounce:

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Look. I'll pee on you.

But that's IT!

[Bunny]

16. I'm madly in love with you and I'd like you to have my children.

Seriously, you can have them. They're twelve and eight, and both quite delightful! :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. Um... Thanks?

[MadHound]

21. Well, except for that chin thing you've got going there

You look all cute and cuddly, in a John-Belushi-after-a-week-long-bender way. Doesn't work for me, but I'm sure there are those out there who are attracted.

But damn, that is one alpha chin you've got going there.

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. I don't even know what you're talking about!

:D:bounce::D:bounce::D:bounce::D:bounce::D:bounce::D:bounce::D:bounce:

[MadHound]

25. Neither do I, just thought I'd jump in and yank your chain a little

:evilgrin:

[ldf]

29. you fell for it

he LOVES when people yank his chain. but unfortunately it's only "a little". has absolutely NO staying power....

;-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

33. Mom? Is that you?

[NanBo]

28. nice organ

is all I'm sayin.

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. If I had a nickel....

[Fenris]

30. You make me vomit.

:hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

35. I would return the compliment...

...but I am mired in the dry-heaves at the moment.

[Fenris]

42. I told you whiskey and lighter fluid wasn't a legitimate cocktail.

[Magrittes Pipe]

46. And you were wrong.

Now that I'm blind, I no longer have to look at my hideous visage.

[Fenris]

48. We could ALL benefit from a drink like that.

[Magrittes Pipe]

49. No doubt!

[Fenris]

51. They suck.

[Magrittes Pipe]

52. Yes!

[Fenris]

62. They suck too!

[Magrittes Pipe]

65. Asia!

[Fenris]

73. Best band ever!

[Magrittes Pipe]

74. It was the heat of the moment

Tellin' me what your heart meant
It was the heat of the moment
Shone in your eyes

[Fenris]

88. Classic tune!

[Magrittes Pipe]

89. I like that other song by them even better!

Remember that one? :D

[Fenris]

93. Yes! Yes I do! I liked it so much I forgot everything about it!

:D

[ldf]

50. "no longer have to look at my hideous visage"

braggart!

[Magrittes Pipe]

53. Dammit, mom!

:grr:

[RetroLounge]

36. You're repulsive

but your bean bag ashtray is one fine specimen!

RL

[Magrittes Pipe]

39. Thank you, sir!

It is filled with the many fruits of my labor!

[RetroLounge]

40. Fruuuiiits of the Devil?

just asking...

RL

[Magrittes Pipe]

43. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[ldf]

55. "It is filled with the many fruits of my labor"

WHAT?! you gave birth to a lot of homosexuals and put them in your ASH TRAY?

now THAT is WEIRD!

:eyes:

[RetroLounge]

57. Not too weird, if you know hedges...

Kinda a normal day for him.

RL

[Magrittes Pipe]

59. Only MALE ones.

Sheesh, you think I'm some kind of FREAK?

[ldf]

68. according to the latest

zogby, gallup, pew, rasmusan polls, it is pretty much unanimous.

yes, you, whoisalhedges, are a bonafide, 100%, no holds barred, dyed in the wool, bleeding heart FREAK.

everyone who wants to wave their freak flag high are devotees of the cult of WIAH.

you are your own religion!

how cool is that?

[Magrittes Pipe]

72. Keep posting in this thread, and you'll hit 1000 today.

[ldf]

76. you got my number

don't you. all i want to do when i grow up is have a +1000 by my nickname and star.

actually, all the good threads i read from work, where i don't post. by the time i get home they are long gone.

i called in sick today. so here i am. thanks for a great thread.

:hug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

78. Well, I hope you feel better!

Three years is a long time to go without that 1000+! :hug:

[ldf]

85. thanks

i hope it was as good for you as it was for me.

i PROMISE to call you....

:O

[Magrittes Pipe]

87. Oh, my!

:o

[redqueen]

41. Ummmm... yeah

You're mean!

[Magrittes Pipe]

44. Yeah, baby. You KNOW you wanna hurl.

[kick-ass-bob]

63. I am just jealous of your big

thread posts.

[Magrittes Pipe]

66. As you should be.

Amateur.

[kick-ass-bob]

69. you get paid for this?

Now I AM jealous!!

[Magrittes Pipe]

71. As well you should be.

[XNASA]

75. I find you boorish.

And therefore quite attractive.

[Magrittes Pipe]

77. You just like me because I remind you of a young Al Jourgensen.

And, as I remind you of no such thing, the whole situation is very strange indeed.

[chiburb]

90. Nah, you remind him of the Jergens sisters....n/t

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

79. I think your ruggedly handsome

roar

[Magrittes Pipe]

81. I think you've got the stink of patchouli upon you.

Dirty hippy. :P

[DS1]

80. You.

[Magrittes Pipe]

82. I WISH!

What a sweetie! :loveya:

[DS1]

84. And, as a bonus

When things aren't going your way..

[Magrittes Pipe]

86. Mmmmmm... jelly.

[SOteric]

91. Well, no... but I have to admit,

...you do smell a bit funny.

[Magrittes Pipe]

92. You can smell me from THERE?

:o

[redqueen]

94. How many times do we have to tell you?

Get some Beano already!