For Sale: One Seabag

[HawkerHurricane]

Containing all of Iraq's WMD. Cheap. Owner must sell, as he is leaving Navy and can't keep it aboard ship any longer and wife won't have it in house. Best offer takes. Will ship to you if you will pay costs. Questions/offers, post this thread.

[oneighty]

1. Gonna hang it up!

Good luck in your civilian life sailor.

You will miss the Navy.

Ed.

[HawkerHurricane]

3. But do you want the WMDs?

I mean, I can keep the seabag, but the stuff in it has got to go!

[Kolesar]

2. I have kept mine for 25 years

It is has looked kind of threadbare for awhile. I carried all my sea kayaking stuff to Alaska in it several years ago.

[HawkerHurricane]

4. I'd like to keep mine

But I've got to get rid of the stuff in it, it smells bad and attracts CIA agents.

[Hawkeye-X]

5. How much are you asking for?

:evilgrin:

[HawkerHurricane]

9. It says best offer

plus shipping and handling.

[XNASA]

6. All of the WMD's could fit in a single ditty bag.

So my question is: What else is in your seabag?

Does anyone still use the acronym "FTN" anymore?

[HawkerHurricane]

10. Not really

Us old timers remember it, but...

My seabag contains nothing else.
Well, Saddam's old hat, but I'm keeping it.

[AnnabelLee]

7. Contact Comedy Central

Last night they ran a commercial showing a postcard saying, "Dear WMDs, Where are you? Miss you." Signed, Comedy Central.:evilgrin:

Good luck with your next endeavor,HH.

[Kolesar]

8. "Skivvies of Mass Destruction"

poison gas and biological agents

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

11. Sorry, still have one of the stinky bastards around here

somewhere myself.

Retiring is bittersweet, at best.

Fair winds and following seas...