Allow Me To Be One Of The First To Say...

[arwalden]

Happy Holidays and Season's Greetings!



From our family to yours!

-= Allen and Mike and Mitzi =-

[Lefta Dissenter]

1. How could you forget

to say "Happy Birthday" to my daughter, Cynthia! :party: She'll be 21 on Christmas :scared:

[bigwillq]

2. My mom will be 56 on Christmas Day!

An early HB to your daughter!!

[Lefta Dissenter]

4. Hey

Happy Birthday to your mom, too!

[bigwillq]

6. I will pass it along to her!

Here's one for your daughter!:party: Happy Birthday!!!!

[terrya]

3. But I didn't get you guys anything!

Happy Holidays, my friend. I wish you and your family happiness this holiday season.

:hug:

[arwalden]

19. That's Okay... We Didn't Get You Anything Either...

Just our best wishes. (Ain't we cheap?) Besides, it's not the gift, it's the thought.

-- Allen

[terrya]

22. Best wishes from you guys are exactly what I wanted.

See? I'm so easy to shop for! :-)

[madmax]

5. Arrrrrgggghhhh toooooooooo early

:spank: :hi: Allen

[GingerSnaps]

7. Oh Shit Allen you reminded me of something

I bought my ex boyfriend a couple of gifts for Christmas from the Sharper Image and now I have to return them.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. I assume you mean for 2006

Since I've already sent out Christmas cards and done my shopping for Christmas of 2005. I did it right after they pulled all the Easter 2005 stuff off the shelves last February to make way for halloween.

In fact, I had my 2004 Christmas tree set up and taken down in October of last year, right before the Valentine's 2005 stuff came out.

[arwalden]

11. We Just Finished Putting Up The Bunting For Independence Day 2005

so we're running a little behind.

[UrbScotty]

18. I'm getting ready for July 4, 2026 - America's Big 2-5-0.

:D

[arwalden]

21. Wow! You Do Plan Ahead!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. ooh, you are a little behind

No double entendre intended.

[Cuban_Liberal]

9. If I didn't love you, i'd have to strangle you, you know?

:argh::spank:

[arwalden]

10. The store decorations are already out... it MUST be that time of year!

-- Allen

[Khephra]

12. Heretic!

Each year the best holiday gets shafted because people want to celebrate the end of the year just a little sooner.

Halloween is the best holiday of them all and doesn't deserve the shortening of its celebration!

I'm going to have to take you out to the Simpson's Treehouse of Horror now!

[matcom]

13. who cares!

Santa is a child molester!!!

(of course, i MAY be more in "the mood" as the Pagan Holiday get's closer)

[southernlad]

15. YIPPIE!!!!

I am so happy for Christmas. Not much longer. I'm ready to go shopping, hang the lights, light the fire, top the tree, mix the nog, wrap the presents and cook the hog. :) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Red State Rebel]

14. I've never been known as a violent person....

but that tempted me to start working on it....NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not Yet!!!!

[Misunderestimator]

16. Oh shit... Why'd you go and do THAT?

:spank:

[arwalden]

17. Because I'm Usually Late... And I Didn't Want The Holidays

to catch YOU by surprise either. Aren't you glad I alerted you? Now you can start budgeting.

Everyone knows that it's MUCH MORE EXPENSIVE whenever there's romance in your life at the holidays. We always (always!) over-do no matter how much we say we won't, and no matter how much our special someone tells us not to... we do anyway.

-- Allen