Are we allowed to post political jokes...clean ones?

[clydefrand]

[billybob537]

1. Mais oui!

[Worst Username Ever]

2. If its in the lounge, you can post whatever you want

within tasteful limits (porn = bad)

[clydefrand]

3. Louisiana Alligators :-)

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>Two Louisiana alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it. "

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>"Well, " said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?"

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>" Republicans, same as you, " replied the small 'gator.

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>"Hmm. Well, where do ya catch 'em? "

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>"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by Boudreaux's."

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>"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em? "

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>"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and waits fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jumps out, grabs 'em on the leg, shake the crap out of 'em, and eats 'em!

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>"Ah! " says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment." "See, by the time you get done shakin' the crap out of a Republican, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."

[Worst Username Ever]

4. An oldie but a goodie, worth posting

:-)

[grannylib]

6. *lololol* Good one! Thanks for the chuckle...I needed that today.

[Solon]

5. Sacrilege!!!!!!

I shall smite this unbeliever of PORN as soon as possible!!!!!

This message brought to you by the God of decadence and pleasure. :evilgrin:

[clydefrand]

7. Glad you enjoyed it! I always enjoy coming to DU!

Too often, too much, I'm afraid. Will be glad when our men get elected so I can get back to having a life of doing something else, but I've forgotten what???


:bounce:

[Worst Username Ever]

8. OH, I am INDEED a believer.

Its this whole work/firewall thing that I have a problem with :-)