I'm going to be a falafel for Halloween.

[Ellen Forradalom]

Very easy costume to make, actually. Pita bread from felt, felafel head, tomato and cucumber slices. I might go to the party bearing a loofah and a vibrator, too.

Right now I'm sewing the tomato slices.

[DS1]

1. I'd defintitely write "CALL ME!!!" on the back

;-)

[WhiteTara]

2. Will you be waving a luffa?

[sister moon]

4. Too F-ing Funny

Does the dildo have a name yet? Let's have a "Name-that-vibrator" contest, shall we?

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. The O'Ribrator

:evilgrin:

[Mabus]

8. possible names

Ralphie from the Sopranos

Spin Zone since apparently it was what was stopped for the O man to do his show

Cockzilla since it is probably bigger than Bill

[sister moon]

9. Cockzilla

LOL, cockzilla.......aahaahahhahahh!!!!!!!

[DS1]

10. William Buzzzzzzkill the 3rd

:7

[FreedomFry]

14. Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Zelda? V-V-V-V-V-Velma?

Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Thelma?

[zoeb]

3. yeah, but don't you have to tickle something? n/t

[humanbeing]

5. ..just kind of a tease business. n/t

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. If someone comes to the party dressed as a taco

I'll tickle him.

[FreedomFry]

11. What will you use for tehine?

Maybe crumpled-up wax paper dribbling off the side?

[Ellen Forradalom]

12. Yeah, that's a tough one

I was going to wear a tahine-colored leotard underneath.

[FreedomFry]

13. A beige leotard -- perfect!

:D

[1monster]

15. Got a thing for Bill O'Reilly, do ya?

:evilgrin: }(

[Ellen Forradalom]

16. He wants to rub me on your body in the shower.

He thinks about doing this to you every night.

[SarahB]

17. LOL

OK, I am grinning. And someone else who sews too! :yourock: (Except unfortunately, I am also known for cursing like a truck driver when sewing frustrations ensue.)

[Ellen Forradalom]

19. Oh yeah.

I got a wicked sewing machine, too. I'm embroidering the seeds on the tomato slices right now :-)

I swear like a truck driver all the time, not just when sewing.

[EstimatedProphet]

18. I'm going to be Poland

Probably make a cardboard cutout of Poland, maybe put a mask on so that no one will remember me...

[Ellen Forradalom]

20. Oh damn, I knew I forgot something

Poland!

[Ellen Forradalom]

21. The costume is coming along swimmingly

Assembled the pita bread, tomato and cucumber slices, and the felafel headpiece. Now I just need some more felafels to stuff the bread with.

[jdj]

22. Did anyone hear Colin Quinn's actually funny joke last night?

he said Bill O'Reilly was writing a new childrens book called "The Moan on the Phone".

[Ellen Forradalom]

23. It's gonna be a wicked cool costume

I'm sewing the lettuce leaves on right now.

[Sabriel]

25. Post a pic when it's done? I'd loofah to see it... n/t

[RPM]

24. NICELY DONE

very, very good work