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freetobegay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 09:30 PM
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Ok it's time for some halloween jokes
Edited on Thu Oct-21-04 09:31 PM by freetobegay
I'll start.

Why can't Warlocks have babies?
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 09:31 PM
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1. Ummm
They're male?
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freetobegay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 09:34 PM
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2. They have hollow weenies!
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 09:36 PM
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3. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
Or groaaaaaaan...take yer choice. :D
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Kenneth ken Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 09:37 PM
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4. isn't that true of all males?
I know it's true of me.
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 09:39 PM
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5. Why don't skeletons eat roast beef sandwiches?
Wait for it . . . . wait for it . . . . because they don't have a digestive system! Duh! They're skeletal! :silly:
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freetobegay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 09:42 PM
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6. Ok I admit it, I deserved that.
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 09:50 PM
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8. I actually don't understand yours at all
mine was an experiment on how quickly I could come up with a lame Halloween-themed joke. :D
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 09:47 PM
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7. Why are gypsies noisy lovers?
Crystal balls.


Laura
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 09:50 PM
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9. LOL, that's a good one!
Crystal balls . . . heh.
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