Open Immediately -- Urgent

[whistle]

New Liquor Warning Labels :

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four
in the morning.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are
laughing WITH you.

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WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the #1 leading cause of unexplainable rug burns on the forehead

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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may mack you tihnk you can tipe real gode.


Have a Great Day!!

[freetobegay]

1. You forgot the number one reason!

WARNING- YOU WILL ACT LIKE GEORGE W. BUSH!

[Bluebear]

2. Send immediately to the Bush twins

[The Jacobin]

3. did you see Opus last weekend?

I wish I scanned it, 'cuz it seem Opus isn't archived out on the web.