da_chimperor
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Thu Oct-21-04 09:46 PM
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I just mercilessly killed TWO mosquitoes in a row! Ask me anything! |
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Edited on Thu Oct-21-04 10:04 PM by theexpat
I'm feeling good about myself now. They've both been trying to bite me for the past hour.
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Thu Oct-21-04 09:48 PM
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1. Did you do it with a gun? |
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Thu Oct-21-04 09:51 PM
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4. Nope, I did it bare handed |
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Edited on Thu Oct-21-04 09:52 PM by theexpat
I think i'll try a grizzly next!
on edit: Sorry, the pun is unintentional. ;)
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Thu Oct-21-04 10:59 PM
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Thu Oct-21-04 09:48 PM
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2. MURDERER!!!!!!! REPENT!!!!!!! |
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Thu Oct-21-04 10:12 PM
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10. Some murder is justified |
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I really hate those little blood-suckers. :grr:
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Thu Oct-21-04 09:50 PM
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It landed on my son's dinner. I took out the dinner too. It wasn't that good. We went to Taco Bell. Yes, I know. The dinner with the fly was probably better than Taco Bell. Explain that to a 13 year old.
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Thu Oct-21-04 09:55 PM
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a friend of mine got a really bad case of food poisoning from taco bell. He lost a third of his body weight (he weighed barely 100 pounds as it was) and he almost died. They settled for a ridiculous amount of money. I never eat there myself. I'll take my chances with taco trucks. It's cheaper and better anyhow.
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Thu Oct-21-04 09:57 PM
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Teens,....watcha goin' to do???
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Thu Oct-21-04 10:04 PM
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7. Not much, unless you're trying to raise a budding young gourmet |
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I loved caviar at age 8, and my favorite food has been sushi since I was 7. All thanks to a mother who really enjoyed fine cuisine, and didn't feel bad splurging at restaurants. It came at a price, though. I'd turn up my nose whenever she made hamburger helper for a quick meal. If he's not too picky, count it as a good thing! :)
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Thu Oct-21-04 10:32 PM
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17. RE:Teens,....watcha goin' to do??? |
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Edited on Thu Oct-21-04 10:34 PM by Twillig
Put them to work at Taco Bell.
They'll never eat there again.
(edit: reply to DianeG5's post)
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Thu Oct-21-04 09:57 PM
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there were three in my kitchen. Can you come kill them ?
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Thu Oct-21-04 10:06 PM
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if you can afford the damage to your home that my wild flailing may cause. :)
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Thu Oct-21-04 10:08 PM
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9. I killed a wasp in my basement about 30 minutes ago. |
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Thu Oct-21-04 10:14 PM
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11. Another insect I don't like, congrats! n/t |
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Thu Oct-21-04 10:18 PM
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12. My brother used to explode them |
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he'd tense his arm somehow (superbuff) and they couldn't pull their suckers out and pop!
kewl, huh?
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Thu Oct-21-04 10:27 PM
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13. I've heard about people doing that |
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I could probably do it with my legs (I'm a die-hard skier and have got very buff legs) but I don't think I could stand to have them on my skin without smashing them.
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Thu Oct-21-04 10:31 PM
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16. you can feel free to show us |
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those buff legs any time you want. :P
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Thu Oct-21-04 10:54 PM
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20. I would . . . but photobucket is mad at me for bandwidth reasons |
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and I can't find my digital camera charger. You may get your wish sooner than you think ;)
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Thu Oct-21-04 10:59 PM
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23. good.. id LOVE to see them |
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you can email it :) I'll send you my email address.
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Thu Oct-21-04 11:05 PM
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24. Uh, well, by now they're more toned than buff actually |
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Ski season hasn't started yet, and lots of cycling can only do so much. I'll see what I can do though. :D
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Thu Oct-21-04 10:33 PM
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18. I think he just had enormous satisfaction |
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killing something by engorging them with what they wanted most. That, and having everyone around say "Whoa!" "Cool! How'd ya do that man?" (Careful, you might get the answer belched). And of course, the heartfelt "EWWWWWWWWWW Gross! Knock it off, Bill!" from all the females was his greatest reward.
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Thu Oct-21-04 10:28 PM
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14. the bible says "thou shalt not kill"... you broke the word of God |
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you should get the death penalty for that
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Thu Oct-21-04 10:30 PM
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15. Thank <insert random non-existent deity here> that I'm an atheist! |
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Thu Oct-21-04 10:35 PM
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19. How does it feel to be a cold-blooded killer? |
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Good work -- I hate skeeters!
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Thu Oct-21-04 10:55 PM
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another one showed up, but he's keeping his distance. I'll get him later. :evilgrin:
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