I'm a little teapot, short and stout

[Rabrrrrrr]

And you're a weasel-fetished ass-based ankle-licking morally bankrupt besodden Jack-Daniels-swilling spandex-wearing big-haired perpetually-late hyper-sphinctered perfumed fop with butt cheeks of unequal size, a half-size papermache statue of Ann B. Davis painted with your urine, and you lust after small animals, porcelain lawn sculptures, and smoke rings blown by your naked couch-addicted chain-smoking six-beers-for-breakfast haircurlered aunt who's lived in a teepee since the Eisenhower administration because she fears topiaries, people who say "Gung ho" and that black crap oozing our of her right eye. And you stink, you're a malcontent, and you probably wear dress shirts with button-down collars and cardigan sweaters with pictures of Nancy Kerrigan's kitchen, you goat bastard.

[shraby]

1. Feeling friendly tonight?

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. What do you think, you vodka-swilling square-dance-calling

tinfoiled formaldehyde-inhaling ethically nihilistic professional butt crack sniffer.

:-)

[shraby]

8. You have such a way with words,

kinda makes me swoon. Oh, you forgot blue-haired maggot.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. hee hee hee - thanks,

you insolent toad-mouthed inebriant.

[Misunderestimator]

2. Aw... that is SO sweet....

[CO Liberal]

3. I Was Gonna Say "Here is my Handle, Here is My Spout".....

...but after reading your message, here's all that comes to mind:

"Oh, Yeah??? So's Yer Mama!!!!!!"

:-)

[LiberteToujours]

5. I was expecting "Ask me anything". :-)

[Eye and Monkey]

6. the "six-beers-for-breakfast haircurlered aunt" - she lives in a yurt.

It's a bit like a teepee, only different.

[FreedomFry]

7. I used to be a tall, slim coffee pot.

And you must be an Astros fan.

[jdots]

10. i;m stealing this whole lryic sheet for Pat Boone

his scum encrusted you finish it you're on a roll.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Too bad it wasn't years earlier! Could have been on his heavy metal album!

oh, well. Myabe he'll do another one some day...