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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 01:35 PM
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The Jimmy-Crack-Corn of all CAPTIONS!!!


W. is "thinking": "Yep. Head dog. Cock of da walk. King rooster. Head guy. Mister Fancy Pants. Hot damn. Makes me feel like a kid again. Fresh. Nobody laughing or slapping me around. Nobody making me raise my hand every damn time I wanta leave the room. Nobody mocking me to my face. It's really great with the cameras around. Hot damn. Cock of da walk. King cobra. Biggest bad-ass in da valley. You bet!"
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libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 01:37 PM
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1. Is this a real photograph? If so, are they purposefully looking
away from their Commander In Chief?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 02:06 PM
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6. Eyes front when saluting
but I think there is a command that can be given to follow someone as you salute, it's been a while.
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Brucey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 01:38 PM
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2. Gee, so this is how
Hitler felt!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 01:39 PM
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3. W. is "reckonin'":
"Keep it together keep it together keep it together...oh, Jesus...just a few more steps just a few more steps just a little bit more...just a couple minutes of speaking...then I gotta walk back to the limo...then 5 minutes to AF-1...then about 35 steps to the toilet...oh God I'm going to blow up here...goddamn Laura and her goddamn Dulcolax...keep that shit away from the non-dairy creamer box!"
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 02:04 PM
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4. phew - good thing the boyz in blue are there to protect him
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 02:05 PM
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5. Two of them:"I'm not saluting that rank SOB"
They are in there.
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frylock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 02:39 PM
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8. i noticed that too..
that is awesome!!
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 02:24 PM
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7. WHY DON'T I CARE IF JIMMY CRACK CORN
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 02:42 PM
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9. dubya's wondering
did I remember to pull up my zipper?
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 02:59 PM
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10. If you look closely...
there's a dude not saluting! LOL It's the black dude right over the heads of the ones looking to the left of the picture.
Duckie
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 05:50 PM
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11. Guy ain't smiling either
is he?
;-)
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