I quit smoking (again) - what should I do?

[Beware the Beast Man]

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Congratulate yourself on doing something that most people find

extremely hard to do. :toast: Good job BBM :hi:

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. Thanks!

It's not easy since it's payday and all.

[crispini]

2. 11 days before the election and you quit smoking?

Jeez, I'm about to START again. I need every crutch I can get. :D

[Beware the Beast Man]

15. I know...

Let's see how long I last. Last time I quit was during the height of the "terra" alerts. I told my wife we should stock up on bottled water, first aid supplies, canned goods and cartons of cigarettes, because you bet your ass I'm relapsing if the shit goes down! Besides, they'd be as good as currency, too.

[lil-petunia]

4. there are no innocent household appliances. None at all

a baseball bat helps. If necessary, drop it off the roof onto your driveway, then drive over it a few times with your car. Dig a hole, drop the remains inside, then cover it with the last of your butane lighterfluid. Ignite, and throw remaining packs of smokes onto the blazing fire.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. Send me a cd of some of your songs for the CStheT remixes

:thumbsup:

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. Can do!

I need to get a black ink cartridge so I can print out a cover. PM me your address and I'll send you one. :thumbsup:

[Spinzonner]

6. Sew your lips shut

[eyesroll]

7. Me too! Me too!

Oh wait. ;-)

Flamewars work for me.
Good luck!

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. I stole your violins.

:nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity: :nopity:

[eyesroll]

10. SEX! IS! VIOLINS!

:nopity: :bounce: :nopity: :bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

13. Please people - Can we just stop the violins!

sorry - really BAD pun - won't happen again. I'll go away now.

[Viking12]

11. Buy a pack of smokes. Quitters are losers.

Just kidding. I make that joke to rationalize my own inability to kick the habit. Best of luck.

[tcfrogs]

18. I'm also fond of...

Everyone hates a quitter.

[miss_kitty]

12. Other-all of the above

and the flamewar-try to get a "Kerry should..." and "Laura Branigan" as well as the religious and baseball references worked into it...guaranteed flame fest-attack Kitties as well

[redqueen]

14. Flame fest, please

And kudos to you!


:toast:

[CO Liberal]

16. Look Up a Certified Hypnotherapist In the Phone Book

I used to be a hypnotherapist, until my back injuries prohibited me from practicing.

Hypnosis can help reinforce your desire to quit.

[redqueen]

20. Good God... my eyes really are going bad

I thought your subject line said 'Centerfold Hypnotherapist'...

[MsAnthropy]

17. Bubble gum...LOTS and LOTS of bubble gum n/t

one oral fixation for another

[Beware the Beast Man]

19. I'm using Nicorette right now.

And I have the TMJ to prove it...

[MsAnthropy]

21. I know...two root canals in a month

but it's better than dying