I Were Making "The Bill O'Reilly Story", I'd Cast...

[Yavin4]

the guy that played "Q" on Star Trek: The Next Generation as O'Reilly. He looks and sounds just like him.

[Arkana]

1. A shaved Wilford Brimley

[peekaloo]

2. Is Larry Linville still alive?

I think that was the guy's name who played Frank Burns on the M*A*S*H.

[StClone]

5. It is with great regret

That Larry has met his maker. Rest in peace rat face.

[peekaloo]

8. Oh my.....

I weep for Ferret face the No Lip Wonder.

RIP Mr. Linville.

[aden_nak]

3. I would cast Bill Murray.

He has this great capacity for characters that act like a pompous horse's ass in public settings. And with a forehead extension and some makeup, he could pass for O'Reilly.

He'd need some Splotching Cream, though.

[nine23]

7. As distasteful as the role would be...

...Bill Murray would accept the gig and win the Oscar. He's researching "intrusive phone wanking" as we speak...

[Wat_Tyler]

9. Murray's your man.

One of America's finest actors.

[aden_nak]

10. I like Bill Murray, and don't think he's like O'Reilly. :P

But I think he'd do a GREAT job.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

4. I would cast the back half of the horse that played "Mr. Ed"

Closest thing to O'Reilly that I could think of

[GregW]

11. Actually, Mr. Ed was played by a zebra

Don't believe me? ... Click here

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

12. Worse still, HE was a SHE!

Ooh, I hope this doesn't get out. All we need is for the right wing media to get their hands on a story about cross-dressing zebras and the next thing you know, the FCC will ban all animal acts!

[johnnie]

6. I would cast

Larry Flint. That would be funny as hell. IMO