I just hit something.

[Kid_A]

I couldn't get out of the way in time, I swear! It just jumped out in front of me! You saw it, right? There was nothing I could have done! Oh my God, I think it might have been a cat... Oh God, oh God, oh God... Should I go back and see if it's OK? It was probably just a stray, right? Oh man, oh man, I just hit a cat...

[aquart]

1. "Probably just a stray"????

Meaning it has no access to medical care?

Well that makes it all right.

[flvegan]

2. "Just a stray"

??? Wow. Sad that a cat has no worth simply because some human somewhere won't be missing him/her.

Yes, you should go back and see if he/she is okay.

[sister moon]

3. No wonder.

How do you type and drive at the same time? You are a hazard!:spank: :scared:

[miss_kitty]

4. I'm HOPING this is a c'cat of the

"something just hit me" thread

[Kid_A]

7. bingo...

but keep it quiet, ok? Some people here haven't figured that out yet and I'm secretly laughing at them. I like cats, and I'd never hit one and just drive off. That would be really *BUMP*... oh God, I think I just hit another one...

[miss_kitty]

9. Flame war starter!

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

12. Problem is

Your post, joke or otherwise, is the real-life lame fucking mentality of far too many people out there.

Ha, ha...people with compassion. Woo hoo, that's a good one.

[redqueen]

5. You cruel bastard

How dare you not stop and help?

:P

[kick-ass-bob]

6. That's OK. I just hit him.

But didn't stop either. I think he was a stray anyway.

:silly:

[MsAnthropy]

8. Be sure to pull him out of the windshield

before you put the car in the garage

[kick-ass-bob]

10. were you talkin to me - or him?

:evilgrin:

[MsAnthropy]

11. That's just a general rule I go by

if there's somebody stuck in your windshield, pull him out before you put the car away--it just messes up the upholstery!

[kick-ass-bob]

13. Well, I have a drop cloth in the front for just that occassion!

:bounce:

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

14. First thing you should do:

Turn off the laptop on your passenger seat, and stop posting to DU while you drive.

[RaleighNCDUer]

15. And you just left it there?! What kind of person are you!?

You shouldn't waste food like that!