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NoodleBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:19 PM
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I just took a test on a book I haven't read. Ask me anything.
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:20 PM
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1. What was the book?
*
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:21 PM
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2. What limerick did you go with?
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NoodleBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:23 PM
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4. "Baseball's Great Experiment"
I went with "Hooker with a Penis" by Tool

I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
Dope Beastie t, nipple rings, and
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT,
From '92,
The first EP.

And in between
Sips of Coke
He told me that
He thought
We were sellin' out,
Layin' down,
Suckin' up
To the man.

Well now I've got some
A-dvice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that
I'm the man,

And if I'm the man,

Then you're the man, and
He's the man as well so you can
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

So I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger
You should know that
I'm the man,

If I'm the fuckin' man
Then you're the fuckin' man as well
So you can
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar

So...Shut up and

Buy my new record
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy.


I hope my teacher likes it.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:25 PM
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6. who would not give that an 'A'???
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NoodleBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:26 PM
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7. I just hope my teacher doesn't a dope beasty t, nipple rings, and OGT tats
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:29 PM
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9. Sweet!
:D
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 03:58 PM
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12. Works every time.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:22 PM
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3. did you answer 'd' to anything? if so...
dumbass!

:P
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NoodleBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:24 PM
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5. yes, a couple things
but I'm pretty sure they were the right answers.
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:29 PM
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8. name the publisher's grandmother
in what city was Manny Moto born in,what day year and hour
you are correct and got a A +
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NoodleBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:31 PM
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10. maybe later
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 02:51 PM
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11. Site three examples of color symbolizing political constructs.
Edited on Fri Oct-22-04 02:54 PM by aden_nak
How do these examples relate to the protagonist's primary conflicts with himself, his envorinment, and the antagonist?
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