Who will be the next John to die?

[Fixated]

Now, you can't vote for Ashcroft, that's too obvious. I'm going for John Mayer. That talentless shit needs to get his.

[rabid_nerd]

1. How about...

John Doe?

[4_Legs_Good]

2. Grrrrrr, I can't stands him!

.

[catzies]

4. NO!

No no no no no! NOT John Doe. He hasn't married me yet and I want to give him that chance.

I nominate John Madden instead.

[bif]

3. Heard him interview on NPR the other day

And he sounded like a decent guy. And there are less talented singers out there, making the big bucks. That's for sure.

[Fixated]

5. ....

When every chick your age is swooning over someone, you hate them by default. Fuck you, John Mayer.

[bif]

10. I don't think many chicks my age listen to John Mayer

n/t

[jos]

6. The one that runs into the wrong hooker

:silly:

[tridim]

7. Screw the rules

John Ashcroft gets my vote. Satan spoke to me in a dream and told me his number is up. He'll have a massive heart attack when he accidently sees a woman stroking a calico cat while breast feeding her baby near the white house.

[LynneSin]

12. unleash the calico cats!!!

[5thGenDemocrat]

8. Holy hell

I hope to fuck it ain't me.
John
Don't know if it would bother you, but it would sure bother me.

[meegbear]

9. John Jacob Jinglehymerschmidt?

[LuLu550]

11. that is SO WEIRD!

his name is MY name, too!

[LynneSin]

13. You know whenever we go out

people always shout!

[LuLu550]

16. what EXACTLY do they shout, may I ask???

[JohnKleeb]

14. OK I am changing my name

just to be safe and dont you dare say me
lol
what will I go by lol
probably my middle name Howard lol

[BiggJawn]

15. I hope it's not ME!

My GF thinks I'm gonna do a "Ritter" next time I'm out on my bike....
"You got TOO intense when you started!"