Why might we consider voting for Bush?

[Merrick]

[swag]

1. Hoping to trash conservativism for good, like "American Conservative" mag

openly worried another Bush term would do in their endorsment of Kerry.

For Freep-lurker reading pleasure (don't you Freepers wish you were real conservatives, instead of insane robots?):

http://www.amconmag.com/2004_11_08/cover1.html

[CO Liberal]

2. I'd Vote For Him for "Asshole Of the Century"

:-)

[mitchtv]

3. I am a stand up comedian, he makes work easy

thank you Bill Maher

[johnnie]

4. Wont have to worry about prohibition for four years

I guess that would be a reason.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Other: you actually DO hate America (nt)

[WoodrowFan]

6. so the little voices

so the little voices will leave me alone, just for a day, please GOD, PLEEASSSE SHUT UP!!!! ARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH