Man, I'm a bastard

[HEyHEY]

I was bothering the girls in the office about how I think they should just poison all the cats in the dump because there is a real problem with them. (I'm just kidding with them though) They were all calling me cruel when one of their kids comes in, a nine year old girl. I looked at her and said "Hey did you know they're gonna shoot all the kitties at the dump?"
Just as she was about to freak I said "I'm just kidding." And all was well, I'm not THAT Much of a sick bastard am I?

[Richardo]

1. The Calgarians say you are...

:D

[HEyHEY]

3. They would

Jealous jealous people

[Birthmark]

2. A bastard?

I thought you were Canadian?

[redqueen]

4. Well..... no

But you are mean!

:spank:

[Rowdyboy]

5. When I was young, dumb and full of ....

myself, a co-worker showed me a picture of her newborn. Boefore I could stop myself, I cracked up and said "It looks just like a monkey!!!"

As you grow, you learn its usually easier just to keep your mouth shut.

Yeah, you're sick, but no sicker than most of us.

[HEyHEY]

6. kick for personal glory

[JVS]

7. Good to see you here! Give those kids hell

[da_chimperor]

8. That's evil

but I like it! :evilgrin:

[brook]

9. Yes you are!

I just got off the phone with a relative who was in Churchill last week describing the polar bears he saw. So there I was, singing your unearned praises for your avatar. Shame on you!

Ya better be careful. One day you newsie-journos could be an endangered species. And the kitties will all you-know-what on you.

[Pithlet]

10. I hate to say it

But if you'd done that to my kid, I'd have kicked your ass. Figuratively speaking, of course. But, still. Upsetting a 9 year old girl like that? Not cool.

[ldf]

11. you ARE a bastard

you have absolutely NO redeeming values, whatsoever.

cats are the best thing to ever grace humans.

maybe traps to capture and spay/neuter (yeah, like someone is going to pay for that) or birth control in their food.

but joking about it, especially in front of a child.

you need to say three hail marys, and do whatever else it is for penance that evil sinners do.

:spank:

[No2W2004]

12. If you were on "The Young Ones"

They'd call you a right bastard, and invite you to tea.

[SarahB]

13. The kid's a wuss.

Mine would buy the bullets with you. :D

[HEyHEY]

14. Shit, you sure you're not from Port Moody?

[SarahB]

15. Nope.

My kids are geniuses with demented potty humor. My boys (9 and 6) get into a conversation at dinner about parallel universes and alternate dimensions. Then diffuse the whole thing with a joke about getting flushed down the toilet into the "turd dimension" then giggle their butts off. :crazy:

[HEyHEY]

16. Sound like candidates for Well's Academy!

[ironflange]

17. Port Moody

[texas1928]

18. I say it about you all the time.

Ya B...

[kixot]

19. I'm afraid that does warrant a minor beatdown.

I'm only half kidding. I mean, a 9 year old kid? That's just wrong. If it'd been my kid you could've expected a bruised shin or at least a cupfull of soapy coffee.