If you DON'T have the flu...you're just not cool...

[politicaholic]

You see, soon all of the Uber models will have the "snotty contagious" look.

Knitted cap, flannel pajama bottoms, sweatshirts from your favorite college, and a clashing scarf will dawn the covers of such magazines as Cosmopolitan all the way down to Sassy.

Celebrities will clamour to kiss any sick person they see just so that they can stay sick through the whole trend.

Mark Hammel (Luke Skywalker and...well...that's about it) will get so sick he'll die and the entertainment industry will start a foundation to buy Vick's vapo-rub for the poor.

So heed my warning! If you want to be a dorky geeky uncool person like old people or sick children (FYI, niether will ever be "in") then go buy a flu shot. Go share a needle with your other nerdy "healthy" friends. As for me, I'll be sniffing, snorking, and achooing my way to coolsville daddio.

[Maddy McCall]

1. LOL! I'm getting my pneumonia shot just as soon as I can.

I guess that makes me ubernerd. :-)