Crazy Ex Stories

[GRLMGC]

Do any of you have any stories about psychotic ex-bf/gfs?

Here's my idiotic story:

So, after never having a boyfriend at the age of 17, I must have gotten desperate and told this guy that I liked him. So we started kinda dating even though he was grounded because his grades were a joke. Basically, he was really annoying and boring. He would recount plots of videogames to me and I didn't really care. He was also a moocher and always invited himself to my friends house. We dated for a month. We didn't do anything and I can count the times we kissed on one hand (awful kisser by the way). So I broke up w/ him in a pretty childish way (I basically stopped talking to him). He was really upset and he wrote this ridiculous note that he said he had revised 7 times. He said I "played him like a fiddle" and something something and that it was an "unfortunate misfortune" that I had broken up with him like I did. Ok, one month, and it wasn't really serious so you'd think he'd get over it right? No, he was all depressed and he started making up screenames and harassing me. He also posted my last conversation with him on some blog that he had and posted my screenname. Then a year later, he was still depressed about me breaking up with him. He posted on his blog that he went to his prom and it was really fun even though GRLMGC had ditched him the year before. So yeah, he's a fucking psycho loser.

[Taverner]

1. Hmmmm...well I had a GF

She was a part time model, stunningly beautiful and stunningly evil. When I broke up with her (something that a guy had never done with her) she pulled out a gun and threatened to shoot. To boot, she was a Texan and had an affinity for guns.

[BoX o BooX]

2. It's a great story.

The part I liked best is that "Unfortunate Misfortune" would be an excellent name for a band.

[GRLMGC]

3. Thanks

I'd deny I ever dated him but the story is too entertaining.

[Jack_Dawson]

4. Edited - I figured it out!

Sorry I guess I'm out of it.

Did you give it up to this gentleman? If you only went out a month and you weren't his "first" then yes he's psycho.

[GRLMGC]

6. Oh hell no

I didn't like him that much. I never would have let him touch me.

[Jack_Dawson]

13. Then WHY did you date him?

Out of desperation? Sometimes it's better to be alone and wait for the right person...

[GRLMGC]

15. Y ou're absolutely right

I know better now.

[tjdee]

5. He's psychotic because he liked you so much?

And what were you doing visiting his blog, if you didn't like him so much?

I think it's a little unfair of you to call him a "fucking psychotic loser" because he really liked you and couldn't get over it.

The chat harassment is freaky, though.

I guess I'm a psychotic loser too, because I am still not completely over a guy I've not seen for about 10 months. I've even written about him on my blog.

Just call me Psycho Tjdee, LOL!

[BoX o BooX]

7. I don't want to fan the flames of a pissing contest...

(How's that for Worst Mixed-Metaphor Of The Day?)

tjdee makes an excellent point. It should also be noted that the guy was (presumably) a teenager, and nothing you do as a teenager (short of outright criminal mayhem) counts. Nothing. It MUST be wiped from the record.

I pined for girls as a kid... and at least once as a man. We're all sick fuckers, trying to get well before we get dead. But it's still a good story. ;)

[GRLMGC]

9. Ewww

He's so unlikeable though. He was friends with some people I know before I met him and even they don't like him. And its not because he's a psycho either.

[GRLMGC]

8. well somebody told me

that he had posted it. The reason he's a psycho is because it was not a real relationship. He was irrational.

[tjdee]

10. It wasn't real to YOU.

Obviously he feels differently. Do you have to rub his face in it by calling him psychotic and a loser? I mean, you were sucking his face a year ago, LOL!

What are the exact parameters of healthy behavior when it comes to love/infatuation? I didn't realize there were any....

on edit:
You know the situation more than I do, I'm sure...but I'm on the other end of that, and I feel pretty sane. Struck a chord, that's all.
Except, "my" guy is still interested.

[BoX o BooX]

11. Since when is love rational?

I don't want to argue with you. You know the guy and yourself and the situation better than I do. But what he felt was real TO HIM, at the time. Also.... a kid that age... man, I hope I never feel that way again. It's draining.

[GRLMGC]

17. I don't feel sorry for him

Its not like he was a nice kid. He once dated a girl he didn't like and stayed w/ her because she bought him things. Maybe he did feel something for me, but I still don't feel bad.

[Dzimbowicz]

12. I once dated my next door neighbor

who was a psychologist...
One afternoon I was washing my car. She came out and we began to converse. She, being a Freudian, told me that a man's car was an extension of his masculinity, therefore she equated washing my car as masturbatory. Then her phone rang. In a rather Pavlovian manner, she ran to answer the phone. While she was gone, I ran into the house, grabbed my cylindrical bottle of Pantene shampoo, returned to the car and placed it under the hood. When she returned, I told her that I had been thinking about her earlier comment. I began to make long, slow strokes on the hood of the car and began to moan. Then I pushed down on the hood really hard and the shampoo squirted out like, well you know...

She was a redhead and I saw the blood rush up from her neck to her face. Damn, was she ever mad! It took me three days to get her to talk to me again.

[BoX o BooX]

14. LOL!

If that's true, that's priceless!

Makes me feel Jung again!

[Dzimbowicz]

16. Yep, it really happened

[BoX o BooX]

18. Did you tell her what Siggy said?

"Sometimes a cigar... is just a cigar."

Jeezum Crow, we all know a lot of men think their car is their penis... but don't you WASH your penis sometimes???

Freudian kooks make me shake my head.

I noted she was a psychologist... not a psychiatrist. Failed Med Student? It happens.

[Dzimbowicz]

19. Damn, you must be psychic!

She didn't make the med school aptitude test or something like that. This happened in 1992, so some of the details escape me.

BTW, my car at that time was only a 1987 Honda, some extender eh?

[GingerSnaps]

20. I went out with a guy who thought that he was a playboy

I went out with a guy one time and we started dating when we lived near each other. I had to move when I started going to College. One day I tried to phone him up and I couldn't get in touch with him and he called me on a cell phone and told me that all of his utilities had been turned off because he was broke. I offered him money to get them put back on and he wouldn't accept it and months went by and he kept calling me less and less. I started getting pissed off and I was calling his cell phone a bunch of times because I was getting irritated and I felt like he had lied to me. During the whole ordeal I was receiving a couple of letters a week from him and he kept telling me that he loved me and he wanted me to marry him. I found out that he was living with another woman and he thought that if he kept several cell phones he could keep me on the side as his extra girlfriend. This happened a few years ago and if i ever run into him on the streets I am going to kick his ass even if it means that I end up in jail. I am still pissed off about the lies. The whole time he was writing me letters and phoning every once in a while and he kept saying that he was broke. I kept offering him money and I paid for his cell phone for one month and he still played the same games on me. I want to kick him right in the bony ass if i ever see him again.

[BoX o BooX]

21. Don't kick his ass. Seriously. It's not worth it.

Kick him in the balls. Asses have too much padding.

[GingerSnaps]

22. Not enough to kick

:evilgrin:

[BoX o BooX]

23. It still hurts.

Trust me. I wince at the thought.

[GingerSnaps]

24. His butt was so bony that I could break my foot in the process

It would be like kicking a skinny pole.

[BoX o BooX]

25. So kick the BALLS!

Geez. I am NOT going to draw you a map.

[GingerSnaps]

26. What can I say

A Teacup Poodle has a larger set then he does.