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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 06:47 PM
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Just cut myself shaving: worst ever.
Right on the Adam's apple. Blood streaming down, pooling in my belly button.
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BoX o BooX Donating Member (643 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 06:48 PM
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1. Ann? Ann Coulter?
Is that YOU, Ann? Lurking at DU?
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 06:54 PM
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2. Have the dog clean it up
Edited on Fri Oct-22-04 06:54 PM by Spinzonner

What, you were expecting sympathy ?
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 06:58 PM
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3. stitches in the Adam's Apple are gonna suck, dude n/t
Edited on Fri Oct-22-04 07:10 PM by EstimatedProphet
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 07:06 PM
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4. Ouch, I think you should consider getting an electric shaver.
I'm always careful when I do it. I don't like the idea of taking off a slice of my face.
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 07:13 PM
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5. Ever see the early Scorcese short, "The Shave"?
I'm sure it wasn't as bad as that. :-)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-22-04 07:21 PM
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6. Stop shaving in front of the computer
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