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musiclawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 03:56 PM
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Has anyone started beating off....
simply to ward off prostate cancer, as suggested by that study that came out a few weeks ago. And if you have other reasons for doing so when you don't have to, please explain.
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 04:07 PM
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1. Its too late for some of us...the study said it worked for those that
started when they were young...

In the otherHAND, you need twenty minutes a day of exercise!

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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 04:08 PM
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2. In the other hand?
Was that intentional?

;)
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 04:13 PM
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5. Who? ME? Whaaaa? Mr. Principal Do you think I would do THAT?
BTW I think maybe the study was funded by J*****s, a producer of hand lotion.
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liberalnurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 04:08 PM
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3. I think all the Dean bashers here
have had a wack or 2......
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patdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 04:10 PM
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4. Hell, I masterbate regularly and have not a nut to my name!
I bet masterbation thwarts breast cancer also? :bounce:
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patdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 04:15 PM
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6. So a man's only choice is go blind...or loose your gonads????
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 04:16 PM
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7. Sex! Sex! SEX!!
That's all you people talk about is SEX!!! :loveya:
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musiclawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 04:26 PM
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8. sex, politics, music, and sports
what else is there...... Well, quite a bit, but the aforementioned are the most interesting across the board
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zekeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 04:30 PM
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9. Started?
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 04:34 PM
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10. I'll absolutely, positively, never...
...have any problem with prostate cancer.
From my actions now, and in the past, I have built up a HUGE allotment of ....ahhh...say we say ..Beats..to wade off any damage.


Mr.Bush Baud Man! He Vedy, Vedy Baud Man!!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 04:57 PM
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11. Jocelyn Elders gets fired, how come nobody's pissed at this revelation?
All the religious folk, the same ones who hated Elders, should be up in arms over the latest in "Satan's teachings" or whatever. :eyes:
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