Shave Your Head For Kerry.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

I just did, because I believe in freedom and the Democratic Party
and our Democratic Presidential Nominee. If you are like me, and
want Senator Kerry to become President Kerry, and you want to do
one last thing that will send out vibes and put him over the top,
then go shave your head right now. Don't think about it, just go
shave your head, because I did, and you can too, right now, just
think of how good it'll feel to have shaved your head for President
Kerry! Oh, yeah! I'll wait right here while you do it.

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

1. Did you leave a big K on the side?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

8. Damn, I didn't think of that!

Are you going to leave a big K? I think you'd look
real good. A big blue K.

[frank frankly]

2. way ahead of you!

my head is shaved!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. Then you have to grow it back for Kerry.

Hurry! If you drink a lot of lemonade it makes
your hair grow faster.

[truthpusher]

3. Shaved it all off for Kerry...and not just my head!!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

6. Hmm.

You mean your balls? Holy smokes.

[humanbeing]

4. ...and donate some money from the barber's fees you saved...

to the Kerry campaign.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

5. I think that's going a little too far.

Let's not get crazy about this, humanbeing.

[JustJoe]

9. I drank a cup of coffee without any sweetener.

That should help.

[bigwillq]

10. I already have mine shaved

I shave it once a week!