I've decided to become a male porn star - like Ron Jeremy.

[LoZoccolo]

Anyone who's seen me knows I have almost the same body shape, plus he seems to be out of commission right now so there's a void to be filled. Should be easy representing "everyman" in thousands of movies.

[specter]

1. do u have a 10" slong?

[LoZoccolo]

3. Fuck, I knew there was a catch.

I've heard he's quite the contortionist, but I think that's a crazy thing to try to do - seems like you could very easy snap your neck or break your back.

[no name no slogan]

2. I thought he retired

and got into production where the REAL money is.

Unless you're doing gay pr0n, the real $$ for men is behind the camera. Men make about 1/10th what women do onscreen. But you do get to have tons of sex with a lot of skanky chicks.

[LoZoccolo]

4. Dang. But maybe I could do both.

I bet Ed Powers brings in quite a bit of lettuce.

[gmoney]

5. "void to be filled" -- very classy

good luck with that... I hear there are a lot of "openings" in the adult film industry

[LoZoccolo]

8. Ha ha ha ha!

I honestly did not see the pun.

[Champion Jack]

6. Doed this mean we can call you "The hedgehog"?

[LoZoccolo]

7. Man, I don't know if I can claim that.

I mean I'm Italian, but I'm still not as hairy.