What's this SHIT about Bill Bennett bursting Rush's anal cyst

[Elwood P Dowd]

The freepers are all upset because Rush is in the hospital, and Bennett stole all his pills to sell for gambling money.

[JI7]

1. HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

the subject like just made me laugh when i imaged it actually happening.

[bluestateguy]

2. Rush is in the hospital?

Really? Today you mean?

[snowbear]

Daryn

Maybe Daryn Kagan at CNN will lance it for him? :evilgrin:

[mellowinman]

3. Now just stop it!

I almost had a fucking heart attack.

God DAMN that was funny, but I'm so ashamed that I think so.

[punpirate]

4. Absolutely true....

Bennett, dressed in his dominatrix's leather outfit, was whipping Limbaugh and an unfortunate stroke of the cat o' nine tails grazed Limbaugh's pilonidal cyst, causing all of Limbaugh's pus and gas to escape. Limbaugh then went into critical deflation and began crying for pain medication.

Bennett yelled, "where's the smack at, white-assed home boy?"

When Limbaugh told him of the location, Bennett stole his stash and departed the premises.

Authorities say that it is likely that Mr. Bennett sold the drugs to Limbaugh's maid, who then sold the drugs back to Mr. Limbaugh at a profit. Mr. Bennett was last seen boarding a red-eye flight to Las Vegas.

:P

[enigmatic]

5. It's going to explode in the papers tomorrow...

heh.

[Historic NY]

7. ROFLMFAO

What are the poor Dittoheads to do!!!!!!!

[murielm99]

9. Oh no! Do you think it will hurt Kerry?

Or, is it all Clinton's fault?

[ogradda]

6. dont do that....

i want to believe!!

[Rebellious Republican]

8. Here is the story, old news...........

http://www.snopes.com/military/limbaugh.htm