Confess... your true identity.

[SarahB]

I'm David Cassidy. There I said it. Phew... I feel better now. :D

[terrya]

1. I'm ubiquitous game show host Wink Martindale.

No picture...since I'm aging BADLY.

[SarahB]

You have an album too!

Look at that title. Are you a Freeper, Wink?

;) ;) ;) <----- Winks

[hyphenate]

11. Uh, oh

Wink is a republican supporter!

[terrya]

15. Oh, oh...I therefore change my identity. I am NOW...

The lead singer of tragic one hit wonder Right Said Fred. :-)

[sniffa]

19. 1 hit wonder?

sureLy you jest! how couLd you forget don't taLk just kiss?

[MikeG]

2. I am Spartacus.

[SarahB]

30. Nothing like a man in a loin cloth.

Woo-hooo!!! :bounce:

[MikeG]

42. Yes there is. A woman in a loin cloth. Hoo-Hah.

[TXlib]

46. a woman in a chain mail bikini, red thong, and NOTHING ELSE.

See my RenFest thread...

[jukes]

50. LINK, NOW!

pls?

[TXlib]

63. Sorry, no can do.

I saw that at the Houston RenFest, and under KCDem's baleful glare, i could not take a picture.

I wish I could upload my memory.

[TXlib]

75. Here's a link with pics

They're not my pics, but it IS the Houston Ren Fest:

http://www.pbase.com/paul42/trf_04

[Bluzmann57]

3. I yam what I yam

and thats all what I yam...

[SarahB]

29. Hungry?

[7th_Sephiroth]

58. i am the fighter for hire Sanzaa

my services start at $1,000

[clydefrand]

4. I'm Elvis!

Bet you thought I wasn't around any more. ;-)

[SarahB]

8. But you're everywhere.

:D

[meegbear]

5. It is I, Joyce!

[SarahB]

7. Sexy perm, baby!

:yourock:

[trigz]

9. MY EYES! MY EEEEEYES!! What a cow! (nt)

[benito]

6. I'm Nipsey Russell

Match Game '73 baby!!!

[hyphenate]

12. Isn't Nipsey dead? eom

[benito]

17. Alive baby!!!

http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/rnames-nf/Russell+Nipsey
Date of Birth:
Current Age: 10/13/1924
80


Unless this data is old, I'm still alive.
I'll even write a poem to show you....ready?

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Bush and Cheney are war criminals.
Vote John Kerry on November 2.

[hyphenate]

40. Cool!

:D

[Ganja Ninja]

10. I could have sworn you were Bobby Sherman.

:shrug:

[SarahB]

13. I thought I was Bobby Darin once.

But that's someone else. Oh, these identity crises are awful I say.

[johnnie]

14. Ok, I'll confess

I'm the 4 headed Umpa Lumpa

[SarahB]

25. 2 heads are better than 1

You must be really good. :D

[TXlib]

44. You're Oompa-Loompa-Dupity-Screwed!

[hyphenate]

16. Hi, my name is Jim.....

but most people call me.......Jim

[SarahB]

26. You're not my husband, are you?

:scared:

[hyphenate]

41. Not in this lifetime! eom

[sniffa]

18. i'm the son of god

[SarahB]

24. Jeebus!!!

:o

[kick-ass-bob]

20. You really want to know???

I am:

[SarahB]

23. Not true.

We already have one of those here. :)

[miss_kitty]

84. I thought you were

[Ellen Forradalom]

21. I am the Felafel of Love.

[SarahB]

27. Is that the costume?

Or really, thee costume? :thumbsup:

[Ellen Forradalom]

38. You betcha, baby.

Come here. I want to rub you with my felafel...just kind of a tease business.

[noonwitch]

22. Barbara Gordon

LOL

[SarahB]

28. This one?

Cool! :D

[Amaya]

31. You look much better in person

just sayin'

:)

[SarahB]

33. Thanks.

And the truth is closer to the song than the artist. :) You already know all that though.

[NoPasaran]

32. Would you believe...

Maxwell Smart?

[tjdee]

34. What I am is what I am. Are you what you are or what?

I always got a kick out of that song.

But really, I am

[SarahB]

35. One of my favorites of 1989.

I think she married Paul Simon or something. There's a little earworm I forgot about. Wow!

This one, right?

What I Am

I'm not aware of too many things,
but I know what I know if you know what I mean.
Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion is the smile on a dog.
I'm not aware of too many things,
but I know what I know if you know what I mean.
Choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep.
What I am is what I am.
Are you what you are - or what?
I'm not aware of too many things,
but I know what I know if you know what I mean.
Philosophy is a walk on the slippery rocks.
Religion is a light in the fog.
I'm not aware of too many things,
but I know what I know if you know what I mean.
Choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep.
What I am is what I am.
Are you what you are - or what?
Don't let me get too deep.

[tigereye]

45. that is a great song!

[jukes]

67. she did

marry paul simon.

[Phillycat]

52. Hello, kittie!

[Maddy McCall]

36. I'm Carol Burnett.

I thought everyone knew that, though. :-)

[DelawareValleyDem]

37. I'm the Lizard King

Call me Jim

[ZenLefty]

39. Most everyone here knows I'm really Tupac

[TXlib]

43. Arrgghh! It THAT who I've been flirting with?!

[SarahB]

56. No way, man. I'm being crypically silly here.

But that's another story all in itself.

Besides, you haven't flirted with me in a loonggg time, buddy. Not to say you're a flirt or anything. Nope, not TXlib. He's a good boy. :D

[TXlib]

65. Hey baby...

Whatchya wearin'?

[Tikki]

47. The Legend...

Mr. Tikki has that hair thing going. He is also the world's oldest living juvenile delinquent.

I. Mrs. Tikki, am a housewife trapped in the 70's.


The Tikkis

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

48. I'm Juan Pablo Montoya, and I ROCK!

[jukes]

49. jukes

is a 12 y.o. girl from dubuque. w/braces. on her teeth, that is...

[tigereye]

51. Elvira this week

[jukes]

68. hot!

you just popup someXs, neh, tigereye?

[tigereye]

87. I am just in a slapsticky- Gothic- witch- wench- mode

if that makes any sense. ;)

[Modem Butterfly]

53. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

You killed my father: prepare to die.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

54. How many times must I say it?

[FuzzySlippers]

55. I am Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

[Kid_A]

57. I am your father.

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

59. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Hey, where's my hand?

[CanuckAmok]

60. Jimmy Hoffa here....what'd I miss?

n/t

[kmla]

61. Me? I am a rock.

(Family photo)

I am an iiiiiiisland.

And a rock feels no pain.

And an island never cries.

*sigh*

[Marnieworld]

62. I am the Walrus!

Koo Koo Ka Choo!

[Liberal Veteran]

64. I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.

:evilgrin:

[TXlib]

66. You're Dick Cheney?

[chaska]

69. I am the god of Hellfire.

[chaska]

70. Is Boss Hogg here?

[catmandu57]

71. Accually

until all the hair on me tail fell out, I used to be a cute little squoil.

[Hosnon]

72. I'm George W. Bush

And I approve this board. Don't tell anyone but I really want Kerry to win this one and that is no 'exaggeration'!

[NewJeffCT]

73. I am Iron Man

wow, never thought I'd be able to use that online...

[Arkana]

74. I am...Batman.

[eyesroll]

76. I am WilliamPitt

What, 70-something posts and nobody's said that yet?

[SarahB]

79. We are all Will Pitt.

Remember? :D

[GreenPartyVoter]

77. I'm Ralph Nader

*putting on asbestos suit*

[m_welby]

78. I am....

The Doctor !

[HEyHEY]

80. Dee Schnider!

[the Princess]

81. I am the Walrus

Koo Koo Ka Choo

[VOX]

82. I'm a poor boy, a long way from home...

Poor Boy
by Chester Burnett a.k.a. Howlin' Wolf

I'm a poor boy, I'm a long way from home
I'm a poor boy, I'm a long way from home
What the others do, the world can't do me no harm
I'm a poor boy, a long way from home

Babe I can't stay here long, babe I can't stay here long
What the others do, the world can't do me no harm
I'm a poor boy, I'm a long way from home

Well my, baby's dead and gone
Well my, baby's dead and gone
Well, well, well, well I'm a long way from home
I'm a poor boy, I'm a long way from home

And the world, can't do me no harm
And the world, can't do me no harm
Oh , no no no no, I'm a long way from home

World can't do me no harm
World can't do me no harm
World can't do me no harm

[Ladyhawk]

83. I'm Batman.

[name not needed]

85. I am Emmitt Smith

[Dookus]

86. I am the ghost of

Bella Abzug

[Spirochete]

88. I'm that tourist guy

that was in all the pictures.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

89. What do you mean?

True Identity?

[flvegan]

90. Sasquatch, here

And I'm in next month's Bear magazine. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

[MrScorpio]

91. I'm Barry Sanders

Yoooou.. Caaan't catch meeee!!

[GiovanniC]

92. I Am John Doe. And You Did Not See Me Here.

Even if they put electrodes on your genitals, you did not see me here.

[RetroLounge]

93. I am Clark Kent

or Clark Kellogg, I never can remember which...

RL