Help me out - Joke: how do you lose 400 tons of explosives?

[joefree1]

A: Paint them red and green and hide them in a cherry tree.

A: Paint them blue and tell Gallup to poll them.

A: Paint them Black and tell Jeb Bush to register them to vote.

A: Tell Donald Rumsfeld they're precious Iraq antiquities and to guard them.

Any other suggestions? Good chain e-mail stuff to send to our repuke friends. This news is just too much to let go of. What a S.N.A.F.U.

U.N.: Explosives Missing from Former Iraq Atomic Site
Mon Oct 25, 2004 08:13 AM ET
VIENNA (Reuters) - Nearly 380 tons of explosives are missing from a site near Baghdad that was part of Saddam Hussein's dismantled atom bomb program but was never secured by the U.S. military, the United Nations said Monday.
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=6598253

[soothsayer]

1. Let bush and cheney safeguard it, the way they safeguard the US.

[underpants]

2. Stamp them "George W. Bush's Air Guard records"

:bounce:

Great idea for a joke e-mail.

[Bucky]

3. A- tell Rumsfeld it's a WMD... then he'll never locate it

A- tell Bush it's for a business he's supposed to run.... then it's gone overnight

A- Call them Florida butterflies and hang chads on them

[lpbk2713]

4. Claim them as Halliburton assets.

And they'll get lost in the paperwork shuffle.

[billyoc]

5. Mark them "bush* administration failures"

and leak the news to Fox.

[joefree1]

6. Let Cheney adopt them

Then tell the VP they're Lesbians.


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[pagerbear]

7. Call them education dollars

...or arts dollars.

[joefree1]

8. Call them students

in Bush's "no child left behind" education.

[joefree1]

9. Call them new jobs created by the Bush economy

Then outsource them to India.

[joefree1]

10. Call them bad news for Bush

Then report them to Fox News.

[Maddy McCall]

11. Put them On The Rocks...

Then Bush will hide them in his toilet tank and drink them when no one is looking.

[Krupskaya]

12. Put a sign on them saying "Not oil! Nothing to worry about here!"

Then put them in a huge building.

[barackmyworld]

13. I DON'T HEEAAARRR YOU 9-11 9-11 9-11

9-11!

[troublemaker]

14. Don't put them in the Oil Ministry

[joefree1]

15. Give them to Enron

And tell Enron they're retirement funds for their employees.